Results 1 to 11 of 11

Thread: MICROSOFT TEHNICKA PODRSKA

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    U Snovima
    Posts
    2,068
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts

    Default MICROSOFT TEHNICKA PODRSKA

    MICROSOFT TEHNICKA PODRSKA

    Tip nazove tehnicku podrsku i kaze da mu je kompjuter neispravan.

    Sta je problem?
    Dimi se iz kutije sa napajanjem.
    Onda treba da kupite novo napajanje.
    NE! Treba samo da promenim startup fajlove!
    Gospodine, napajanje vam je neispravno. Morate ga zameniti.
    Ma ne dolazi u obzir! Neko mi je rekao da je dovoljno da
    promenim startup fajlove! Samo hocu da mi kazete sta da otkucam.
    Posle deset minuta ubedivanja tehnicaru se smucilo od objasnjavanja.

    Ah, da. Izvinite. Mi obicno ne kazemo ovo svojim korisnicima, ali postoji nedokumentovana DOS naredba koja ce popraviti problem.
    ZNAO SAM!
    Samo dodajte liniju LOAD NOSMOKE.COM na kraju CONFIG.SYS. I nazovite me da cujem je li to pomoglo.
    Posle deset minuta:

    Ne vredi. Napajanje se i dalje dimi.
    A koju verziju DOS-a imate?
    MS-DOS 6.22.
    To je onda problem. Ta verzija ne podrzava naredbu NOSMOKE. Nazovite Microsoft i tra?ite patch koji ce vam instalirati fajl. Nazovite me posle da cujem ?ta ste uradili.
    Jedan sat kasnije:

    Treba mi novo napajanje.
    Otkud vam takav zakljucak?
    Pa nazvao sam Microsoft. I onda su me ispitivali kakvo je to napajanje, ko ga je proizveo...
    I sta su vam rekli?
    Da moje napajanje nije kompatibilno sa naredbom NOSMOKE.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Bg, Nk
    Posts
    360
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    22
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    14
    Thanked in
    1 Post

    Default

    fino bi bilo kad bi bilo istinito
    /me rulZ © ®

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Podgorica
    Posts
    18,094
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    716
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    1,955
    Thanked in
    969 Posts

    Default

    ha ima sakavog naroda pa me nebi cudilo da je istina a to znam jer sam nekad radio u firmi koja se bavila kompjuterima e kakvih je bisera tu bilo :lolblue:

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Niksic
    Posts
    5,467
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    1
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    6
    Thanked in
    4 Posts

    Default

    haha .... :P

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Dubovica - Square bb
    Posts
    247
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts

    Default

    Da li biste ulozili novac u njih???
    Only after disaster can we be resurrected.
    It’s only after you’ve lost everything,
    that you’re free to do anything.
    Nothing is static; everything is falling.
    Everything is falling apart.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    2,958
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts

    Default

    a pazi im kosicu

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    bgd/bd
    Posts
    2,860
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts

    Default

    uzeo bi jedan kalasnjikow i prosuo im njihow debeli masni mozak!!

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Rebellion Area
    Posts
    4,209
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    19
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts

    Default

    A ima svakakvoga naroda danas..

    @Zabranitty: Sto?
    \x56 \x47 \x42 \x4D
    \x53 \x41 \x47 \x50

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    bgd/bd
    Posts
    2,860
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts

    Default

    da se izivim na owe bolesnike! :P

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Niksic
    Posts
    5,467
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    1
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    6
    Thanked in
    4 Posts

    Default

    jeli owo moguce hahaha :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Dubovica - Square bb
    Posts
    247
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts

    Default

    hehe ovaj u donjem desnom uglu je Bil Gejts :lolblue: ... koji indijanci
    Only after disaster can we be resurrected.
    It’s only after you’ve lost everything,
    that you’re free to do anything.
    Nothing is static; everything is falling.
    Everything is falling apart.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •