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    Default Vicevi o podgoricanima

    nesto gledah i ucinje mi se da ih nema nidje po forumu... ako sam pogrijesio onda brisite...
    Last edited by Celjusti_Kisne_Gliste; 07-03-11 at 05:16.
    ...da ima tastaturu i majmun bi imao šta da kaže...

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    pricaju dvije podgoricanke i veli jedna: - Znas koga sam vidjela sinoc u Culto ?
    a cini druga: - Lazeeeeeeees

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    cuh da je ziva istina:
    Stoji Mida na semafor i prilazi crni dzip i unutra zgodna crnka a Mida ce njoj: DA NEMAS EURO! -crnka odgovara: IH TI EURO PO EURO PA SE NAPUNI , a Mida ce noj: A TI K***C PO K***C PA DZIPA


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    Kaze zabjelcanin majki: Majko Djoma je pa' s' motora nagrdio se, sad smo ga poveli u bolnicu! -Pa sto je bilo sine???
    Zabjelcanin: Kome ti sto je bilo!!!??

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    *ebe lik podgoricanku otpozadi i pita je: Mala kako *ebem? , a ona se obrce i veli: - A baci je kraljuuu
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    ...da ima tastaturu i majmun bi imao šta da kaže...

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    ela ti slobodno, otvori temu
    067-123456

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    Dobri su ovi vicevi, da nemaš još koji?

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    كنت أعتقد في يا الله احمني من الشر.

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    a sto nije thread podgoricani budvani niksicani cetinjani...?
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    da li spadaju vicevi o Crnogorcima u ovu grupu?mada moze jedan topic za sve,za Cetinjanje,Niksicane itd,pa da natovarimo ovaj forum
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
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    evo jedan zasadasnji ontopic,
    kako Podgoricanke kazhu za lijepog momka koji nema para?
    - ah, kako je lijepppp ... GREOTE !!!

    A za ruzhnog koji je pun para?
    - KAKAV JE TO KRALJ!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gocetr_25 View Post
    a sto nije thread podgoricani budvani niksicani cetinjani...?
    aaaa pretece me;P
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    ajmo jos neki vic o podgoricanima, ovi do sad su me odusevili

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    Quote Originally Posted by raso_pg///m3_power View Post
    ajmo jos neki vic o podgoricanima, ovi do sad su me odusevili
    aj evo ti jedan.protestuju podgoricani ul. Slobode(nema se posla)i nadje se jedan gospodin sa kravatom(bzvn-i detalj)i kaze jednome: aj dodji sjutra u moju kancelariju u osam da te zaposlim,a ovaj ce: A DJE MENE NADJE PORED OVOLIKO LJUDI?
    ps:vic je shit al ajd da udovoljim "temi"
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    imam i ja jedan:
    - koliko su ti ove farmerice?
    - dvEsta evra.

    i brisite topic

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    stari, kultni..
    kako se podgoricanka udvara momku?
    vidjela sam ti majku juce na pjacu, kakva je ono gospodja..

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    Konobar : što ćete popit?
    Cura : vodku - red bull
    Momak : daj ne za'ebaj, što ćeš popit' ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    Konobar : što ćete popit?
    Cura : vodku - red bull
    Momak : daj ne za'ebaj, što ćeš popit' ?
    ne ide taj vic tako;P
    pita momak: sto ces pit'?
    cura: jedan redbull,jednu vodku i whiskey-cola
    momak: a nisam te pitao sto ces pit ' sto ces pit' sto ces pit'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phénix View Post
    ne ide taj vic tako;P
    pita momak: sto ces pit'?
    cura: jedan redbull,jednu vodku i whiskey-cola
    momak: a nisam te pitao sto ces pit ' sto ces pit' sto ces pit'
    e nije no je pita:
    ' Ko će to da ti dođe'

    a ima i ona
    kad je momak sa đevojkom otiša u neki lokal u Pg i dolazi konobar i pita što ce da naruče. Veli momak:
    - ja cu koka-kolu,
    a djevojka će:
    - ja ću koka - kolu, kolač i kafu,
    a ovaj momak veli : "a ne z'ebaj, uzmi još nešto"

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    a ima i ona
    kad je momak sa đevojkom otiša u neki lokal u Pg i dolazi konobar i pita što ce da naruče. Veli momak:
    - ja cu koka-kolu,
    a djevojka će:
    - ja ću koka - kolu, kolač i kafu,
    a ovaj momak veli : "a ne z'ebaj, uzmi još nešto"

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    Kako Podgoričanka naručuje piće?
    -Daj mi jedan pelinkovac, bez limuna, bez leda... bez mene
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    Ove sig znate, nego aj'.




    Prolazi momak na motoru sa kacigom na glavi, pored dvije cure (podgoricanke), kada kaze jedna: ,, Kako je sladak''.

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    Pita podgoricanka podgoricanku: ,, Ima li ti momak auto?''
    Ona odgovara: ,,Ada ima, nije retard.''
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    brao brao bjese dobrih ali onaj mi je za sad neprevazidjen,onaj a baci je kralju,ziva istina
    a ima i ono,kad smo vec kod kafica

    izveo momak djevojku
    i da skratim pita konobar sto ce pit
    a ona mudra veli meni jedan sok od koka kole
    a momak veli mene ces balu sijena kad sam ovu kravu izveo
    Dobro vece draga publiko, ja samo necu trositi reci na ove flamingose.

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    je li moguce da prepricavate ovo sto su svi culi po 4555 puta, ao
    Iskljucenje mozga samo osta.

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    ti izbaci neki originalan pa da se svi nasmijemo
    a ovo ti je istina ne 4 no 10 iljada puta
    za pocetak je i ovo dobro
    Dobro vece draga publiko, ja samo necu trositi reci na ove flamingose.

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    ja nemam novih, ali ne bi vala ni ove izbacao, bez da sam sebe smorim..
    Iskljucenje mozga samo osta.

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    veli djevojka zabjelcaninu:
    - kako si ti divan, pristojan, sladak, sarmantan
    on joj opali samarcinu i veli KOME TI DA JE *****CINA
    ...da ima tastaturu i majmun bi imao šta da kaže...

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    Idu dva Podgoricanina pogotovo ovaj desno....

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