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    Exclamation Paljenje auta na zice

    Ovo mi ne treba da bih krao auta.
    Dali neko zna kako se pali auto na zice (stariji modeli) jer je kod novijih puno teze.Pa da nas sve nauchi.
    RASPALITE!

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    drzis zice spojene dok ne upali
    "ahh V-TEC...all of the lag, none of the turbo, it's like waiting for bad sex"

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    Jednom mi se desilo da mi je brava za paljenje otisla kad sam bio na putu, pa sam morao da probam i to
    raskacis ispod brave i imas 3 zice, dvije kad spojis dobijes kontakt, a trecom samo pipnes i pocne da vergla...ove prve dvije moraju biti konstantno spojene
    doslo vrjeme da se promijeni potpis :)

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    e lopovu jedan!
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    Probao sam na komsijinoga pezejca povezu se kafena i plava i samo 2-3 sekunde dovatis zutom.
    RADI

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    Moras povezat i crnu na kafenu i plavu,da bi imao struju(svijetla,brisace,itd..) Treba da mu otkljucas i volan,nemoj se zeznut da krenes sa volanom koji se vrti ali moze biti zakljucan,i u sred voznje da ti se zakljuca bices u veoma grdnoj poziciji...

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    spojish crvenu i plavu i upali se, tako sam gledao na filmove.
    (╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻

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    Quote Originally Posted by bojankov View Post
    Jednom mi se desilo da mi je brava za paljenje otisla kad sam bio na putu, pa sam morao da probam i to
    raskacis ispod brave i imas 3 zice, dvije kad spojis dobijes kontakt, a trecom samo pipnes i pocne da vergla...ove prve dvije moraju biti konstantno spojene
    Upravo tako

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    plava i zuta ................ kaboooom
    neko ko nezna kad bi stavijo vakuum kadu prije mufalice , dal bi se sjeebo ???

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    kakav nam je kriminalni narod!
    hahahahha
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    Quote Originally Posted by NightY View Post
    Moras povezat i crnu na kafenu i plavu,da bi imao struju(svijetla,brisace,itd..) Treba da mu otkljucas i volan,nemoj se zeznut da krenes sa volanom koji se vrti ali moze biti zakljucan,i u sred voznje da ti se zakljuca bices u veoma grdnoj poziciji...
    Upravu si.Ali ja necu krasti auto i vozit ga.Ovo na komsijinoga pezejca sam uradio samo da isprobam

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    sta god da radis nemoj nikako ALI NIKAAAAAKO da dirash zelenu zhicu !
    Quote Originally Posted by my name is ...
    izvini oli mi rec kako da neciji post stavim u signature ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OkrugliGospodin View Post
    Upravu si.Ali ja necu krasti auto i vozit ga.Ovo na komsijinoga pezejca sam uradio samo da isprobam
    Pa niko ne veli da ces da krades,nego te samo napominjem. Postavio si pitanje i ja sam ti upotpunio predhodne odgovore..

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    E koliko sam se ja o jadu zabavio kad sam instalirao paljenje u BMW-a.
    Mogao bih da pisem dvije Ilijade.
    TAKUMI

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    Quote Originally Posted by chochek View Post
    Upravo tako


    E, al jebada je doci do tih zica. Nisu same. Ima tu josssss...


    P.S. pogledaj el. dio brave Volvoa S70 i XC70 na sto lici. Milion zica.
    TAKUMI

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    pricamo o starim modelima auta,sva su na istu foru,razmaknes kablove sa elektricnog uloska brave prespojis dva kabla da dobijes kontakt i trecim das struju na kabal koji ide na automat anlasera da bi auto upalilo

    sve ovo ti je zalud ako je novije auto u pitanju i ima kod kljuc

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    dje se nalaze te zice..? jeli ispod volana ono dolje da otvoris...? kako?

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    Ako će neko da žrtvuje Golf II, mogu mu u manje od 6 sekundi demonstrirati kako se pali auto (sa sve skidanjem plastične zaštite)

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    Quote Originally Posted by komsijaa View Post
    dje se nalaze te zice..? jeli ispod volana ono dolje da otvoris...? kako?
    ti vec oces da krades...tebi necemo reci
    doslo vrjeme da se promijeni potpis :)

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    hahhah,imam jednog komsiju majmuna starog spijuna .. ima fiata starog pa zato reko ))

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    Pa si odjeN naša da pišeš kako ćeš mu ga "preparkirat na zanimljivu lokaciju" (iliti niz Moraču)... Mislis da odjeN nema špijunov? :mrgreen:

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    a ima i odje u pravu si...

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    Nadjite nekog tamnoputog iz geta da vam to odradi. To im je u krvi
    sto rece Xzibit u 1 epizodi WCC "just because I'm black, I'm supposed to know how to hotwire cars?" :lolblue:


    Malo uputstvo kako to Ameri rade
    Do you boys have any money for this expedition?

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