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    Vicevi!

    >> Ulovili Bosanci medvjeda. Vidi to Kanadjanin iz SFOR-a, pa pita:
    >> - "Grizli?"
    >> - "Sta grizli? Davili ba, vise od po sahata!"
    >>
    >>
    >> Prijavio se Mujo na konkurs za postavljaca bandera. Poslije testiranja
    >> prime sve kandidate osim njega, pa Mujo ode da se zali. "Sto ste primili
    >> njih, a mene niste kad ja, najbolje radim"!? "Kako najbolje, svi
    >> postavili 10 bandera, a ti 6"!!! "Jes', al
    >> njihove vire"!!!
    >>
    >> Kad se dvoje rastaju budale placu, srecni nadju drugog a pametni odavno
    >> imaju rezervu!
    >>
    >> Mujo i Haso setaju Njujorkom.
    >> Odjednom padne gola zana sa zgrade pred njih.
    >> Mujo Hasu: "E moj Haso sto ti je standard, izjebes pa bacis!"
    >>
    >>
    >> Znas li sta je rodeo u SEX-u?
    >> To je kad ona sjedi odozgo, drzi se za njegove dlake na prsima,
    >> kaze mu da ima SIDU a onda pokusa ostati gore 5 minuta!
    >>
    >> Crnogorci su ipak odustali od svoje stolice u UN.
    >> Traze KREVET!!!
    >>
    >>
    >> Hoces horoskop? OK
    >> POSAO:
    >> "Zvijezde Vam se smijese."
    >> PORODICA:
    >> "Zvijezde Vam se smijese."
    >> LJUBAV:
    >> "Zvijezde Vam se smijese."
    >> SEX:
    >> "ZVIJEZDE UMIRU OD SMIJEHA."
    C.Gorski sindikat,Svizajedno!!!
    mi smo nebeski narod,ali na zemlji za chuda znamo.******!!!opet mi je umro konj.. steta bejashe dobar,gazio je ;) pogana

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    Skače novopečeni padobranac iz aviona, i desi mu se da se padobran ne otvori. Uhvati ga panika, već pomišlja na najgore, ali zatim vidi on čoveka kako doleće do njega pa ga upita:
    • Zdravo... vi mora da ste iz servisa?
    • Jok, iz barutane
    C.Gorski sindikat,Svizajedno!!!
    mi smo nebeski narod,ali na zemlji za chuda znamo.******!!!opet mi je umro konj.. steta bejashe dobar,gazio je ;) pogana

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    Subject: Fw: Newfie 911 Call


    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>"Hello, is this the RCMP?'
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>"Yes. What do you want?"
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>" I'm calling to report my neighbor, Mike Fitzpatrick! He is hiding
    >>>>marijuana inside his firewood."
    >>>>"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
    >>>>
    >>>>The next day, the RCMP officers descended on Mike's house. They
    >>>>searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they
    >>>>busted open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They swore
    >>>>at Mike, he swore at them, and then left.
    >>>>
    >>>>The next day, the phone rang at Mike's house...
    >>>>"Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?"
    >>>>"Yeah!"
    >>>>"Did they chop your firewood?"
    >>>>"Yep."
    >>>>"Happy Birthday, Buddy "
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>
    >>
    >> ---
    >> Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    >> Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
    >> Version: 6.0.795 / Virus Database: 539 - Release Date: 11/12/2004
    >>
    >>
    C.Gorski sindikat,Svizajedno!!!
    mi smo nebeski narod,ali na zemlji za chuda znamo.******!!!opet mi je umro konj.. steta bejashe dobar,gazio je ;) pogana

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