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    Quote Originally Posted by Phénix View Post
    kod svih muskaraca je lijevo mudo vece nego desno,kod Chuck Norrisa svaki testis je veci nego drugi.
    zasto bi mi lijevo mudo bilo vece od desnog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0ne View Post
    zasto bi mi lijevo mudo bilo vece od desnog?
    Normalno je da jedan testis niži od drugog (najčešće lijevi). Ovo je zbog razlike u vaskularnoj i anatomskoj strukturi na lijevoj i desnoj strani mošnica i testisa. Takođe se misli da je i ovo evolutivnog karaktera, kako se testisi ne bi odbijali jedan od drugog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn_Q View Post
    Normalno je da jedan testis niži od drugog (najčešće lijevi). Ovo je zbog razlike u vaskularnoj i anatomskoj strukturi na lijevoj i desnoj strani mošnica i testisa. Takođe se misli da je i ovo evolutivnog karaktera, kako se testisi ne bi odbijali jedan od drugog.

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    A ja mislila da je samo kod mene tako...
    "Prepoznaćeš me po ćutanju.
    Večni ne razgovaraju."

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    meni su isti, pa cesto igram ono "klik-klak"
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    Pita Cak Noris Davida Guetu:
    "Sto ce tebi ona prica the world is mine?"
    MICHAEL, THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR LIFE WITH US!

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    Jakuza

    svaka cast da vise neko isprica neki novi vic... dosadila je ova prica o jajima..

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevann View Post
    meni su isti, pa cesto igram ono "klik-klak"
    Ja ne smijem nagle pokrete sa njima jer su preglasni, što govori o veličini istih... "Klik-klak"? Moram te uputiti na plastičnog hirurga, bar za broj da uvećaš...
    "Prepoznaćeš me po ćutanju.
    Večni ne razgovaraju."

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    Chak Noris je dosa na okupljanje u subotu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    Pita Cak Noris Davida Guetu:
    "Sto ce tebi ona prica the world is mine?"
    Dobro jutro Jakuzaaaaaaaa, ovdje su vicevi o Chuck Norrisu?!
    "Prepoznaćeš me po ćutanju.
    Večni ne razgovaraju."

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    meni je vece desno od lijevog

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    Posao Cak Noris na Cetinje i zaposlio se.
    Koliko je Cak Noris uradio sklekova? Sve
    E ovi su "novi" taman kao ovaj za Getu

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    eo ja znam skoro sve viceve o caku, ali taj za getu jos nisam cuo
    Dosta njih voli i kokain da se ne lazemo

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    evo jedan moj...
    Otisao Cak na Zabljak da ljetuje i nasao drugi semafor x|

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    Quote Originally Posted by liquido View Post
    eo ja znam skoro sve viceve o caku, ali taj za getu jos nisam cuo
    Pa dobro znas skoro sve a evo ovaj je za Getu napisan na forum prije 20 dana a ti ga do sad nisi cuo
    https://forum.cdm.me/showpost.php?p=...postcount=2555

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    evo jos jedan...

    Cak Norisu je crnogorski voz stigao na vrijeme na stanicu.

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    kad smo kod vozova ajd i ja da probam:

    jedino je Cak Norisu stao brzi voz u Zetu!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevann View Post
    kad smo kod vozova ajd i ja da probam:

    jedino je Cak Norisu stao brzi voz u Zetu!
    A nisi trebao probavati :P
    doslo vrjeme da se promijeni potpis :)

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    lose je to... bas lose.. minus reputacija od mene... treba za jedan vic da se stane i dobro razmisli... pa onda opet stanes i gledas oces li ga postovati... pa kad postujes onda grizes nokte da vidis reakciju... ne moze se vic tek tako, olako, napisati...

    Cak noris kad je nervozan ne gricka nokte, on zvace ruke (tudje ruke).
    Last edited by Gad30; 14-06-10 at 15:43.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bojankov View Post
    A nisi trebao probavati :P
    )))))) reputacija od mene

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gad30 View Post
    )))))) reputacija od mene
    e hvala ti na 0 reputacije
    i ti nisi morao probavati...moram priznati
    doslo vrjeme da se promijeni potpis :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bojankov View Post
    e hvala ti na 0 reputacije
    i ti nisi morao probavati...moram priznati

    reputacija je bila od srca... je li sto pomogla ne znam... ali ti to je prakticno pozitivna nula, ako je nula

    evo jos nekih mojih kreacija

    Cak Noris kad dodje u "beach bar" narucuje molotovljev koktel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gad30 View Post
    Cak noris kad je nervozan ne gricka nokte, on zvace ruke (tudje ruke).
    Chuck Norris nikada nije nervozan!
    On samo svu negativnu energiju preusmjerava na nesto konstruktivno... recimo, lomljenje necije lobanje...
    Nemoj ovakve greske vise da pravis, molim te
    Do you boys have any money for this expedition?

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    Quote Originally Posted by liquido View Post
    eo ja znam skoro sve viceve o caku, ali taj za getu jos nisam cuo
    koji za getu? :shock:
    History comes to life when you get involved and do it yourself.

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    eo ne znam. mora da je trac jer niko jos to nije potvrdio
    Dosta njih voli i kokain da se ne lazemo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wlad87 View Post
    Chuck Norris nikada nije nervozan!
    On samo svu negativnu energiju preusmjerava na nesto konstruktivno... recimo, lomljenje necije lobanje...
    Nemoj ovakve greske vise da pravis, molim te

    izvinjenje

    evo jos jedan, mozda za ispravku...

    Kad Cak meditira Marsovci pokusavaju da budu tisi.

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