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    sad mi je reka drug sto je bilo,poceo geta da pjeva neku pjesmu the world is mine,a tu je bio cak i dodje on kod njega i kaze"sto ce ti ona prica da je svijet tvoj"

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    Kako je Sasa Matic uspio da izbije Cak Norisa ??
    Nije gleda dje udara....:monkey:
    Nemamo lobi al' imamo damu ! Eviva !

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    Quote Originally Posted by afi View Post
    Kako je Sasa Matic uspio da izbije Cak Norisa ??
    Nije gleda dje udara....:monkey:
    i taj je bio..
    ja sam cuo da je dosa cak noris u maximus kad je geta bio i da su se nesto pokacili.. sto je to bilo?

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    ma geta vika da je svijet njegov.. pa ga ovaj crnjacio kakva ti je to prica, i tu mu zalijepio dva samara
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    Tako nesto,dvije vaspitne mu je ljuljnuo i ovaj se primirio...
    MICHAEL, THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR LIFE WITH US!

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    ja sam cuo drugu pricu
    Play for that money boys, play for that money, fuckin' money

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    Quote Originally Posted by FiX View Post
    ja sam cuo da je dosa cak noris u maximus kad je geta bio i da su se nesto pokacili.. sto je to bilo?
    nije to samo bilo u maximus...
    kad je pocetkom maja Guetta bio u BG, Chuck ga je namlatio na Kalemegdanu.
    Neko kaze da je zbog onih riba iz spotova a neko zbog pjesme "The World is Mine".. al nekako mi je nelogicno da ima veze sa pjesmom, ja mislim da je do riba

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    Cuo sam za tu verziju zbog riba! Nego ne znam kakve veze ima ta pjesma sa Cakom Norisom?
    Quote Originally Posted by Nk-001
    Mozes li postaviti temu umjesto mene jer ja nesto ne mogu.. ?

    Kupujem Nokiu e52 ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igi View Post
    Cuo sam za tu verziju zbog riba! Nego ne znam kakve veze ima ta pjesma sa Cakom Norisom?
    cujes ti njega! pa zato sto je ovaj pjevao pjesmu svijet je moj, pa je ovaj mislio da je on to ozbiljno mislio, pa je onda dosao kod njega da ga pita sto ce mu ta prica, pa je onda ovaj rekao zesmo da ga sipu rijamuu pa ga je onda ovaj majgeri udarcem ubio u lakat i raspao se i rekao: 'cemu frka breeee'
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    Ladno su se zbog pjesme zakacili...
    Quote Originally Posted by Nk-001
    Mozes li postaviti temu umjesto mene jer ja nesto ne mogu.. ?

    Kupujem Nokiu e52 ?

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    ne znam svasta se prica, ajmo dalje da ne crnjacimo vec dovoljno ucrnjeno
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    Quote Originally Posted by nookie View Post
    ne znam svasta se prica, ajmo dalje da ne crnjacimo vec dovoljno ucrnjeno
    nije ga geta nista crnjacio no je sirio pricu:
    krenuo ti ja da preplivam tihi okean i srijece me jedan lik i veli neeeemoooj pobro tamo ti je cak noris jebace ti majku..
    a getu boli uvo ide on dalje i prepliva tihi okean i vidi cak norisa.. cak mu veli ***** ti majku i geta njega udari u nos i po sjecanju na taj dan napise pjesmu d vrld iz majn..

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    smarate vishe. . .
    Ne, ne, ne, mis nije Tom, Jerry je Tom, a mis je Jerry!


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    Quote Originally Posted by IJa View Post
    smarate vishe. . .
    pa što čitaš onda
    "Prepoznaćeš me po ćutanju.
    Večni ne razgovaraju."

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    a stvarno ste ucrnjacili vise.
    eo sad novi, premijerno za forum cdm-a

    dosa cak noris kod sinana sakica i veli mu: "je li bre sinane kome ti the world is mine?"
    Dosta njih voli i kokain da se ne lazemo

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    Nije Sinanu nego je uzeo Van Goga na zub zbog Svet je moj, kaze nije je cuo kada je izdata jer su tada počele sankcije kod nas i Milo mu čuvao leđa dok se nijesmo odvojili. A Geta je kopirao od njega tako da Geta u stvari nije ništa kriv.
    "Prepoznaćeš me po ćutanju.
    Večni ne razgovaraju."

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    sad je milo kriv sto su iskrpili getu
    History comes to life when you get involved and do it yourself.

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    koliko sam ja cuo, Milo je naredio Caku da izbije Getu!!!1!
    navodno se Cak boji Mila ali se to ne iznosi u javnost...

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    tacno sam znao da DPS ima veze s ovim
    History comes to life when you get involved and do it yourself.

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    bilo je pitanje sata kad ce dps i milo da budu krivci za svu ovu frku izmedju chaka i davida...
    Inache David je snimio onu "world is mine" i posle se krio od chaka,skoro 2 godine,na sv. Stefan(slava mu i milos' O.o),shushka se da je i crnogorsko drzhavljanstvo dobio. Odatle je nastala ona stvar "montenegro" kao svojevrsna zahvalnica Milu Djukanovicu,Dps-u i vladi Crne Gore..

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    Pa zato Chuck ne dolazi u CG... A Geta je non stop negdje gostuje u miru...
    E na Sveti Stefan kod Brana plaća apartman...
    "Prepoznaćeš me po ćutanju.
    Večni ne razgovaraju."

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    "Neka bude svjetlo!" - rece Bog.
    "Ako fino zamolis..." - rece Chuck!


    -Sta je potrebno Chuck Norrisu da pobije 200 ljudi?
    -200 ljudi.

    - Suze Chuck Norrisa lijece rak. Rak je neizljeciv..
    Last edited by gitnote; 13-06-10 at 14:23.

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    Quote Originally Posted by makica-pakica View Post
    Pa zato Chuck ne dolazi u CG... A Geta je non stop negdje gostuje u miru...
    E na Sveti Stefan kod Brana plaća apartman...
    Zašto bi Chack ikome plaćamo apartman :blah:
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    kod svih muskaraca je lijevo mudo vece nego desno,kod Chuck Norrisa svaki testis je veci nego drugi.

    Chuck ne nosi sat jer on odlucuje koliko je sati.

    Majka Chuck Norrisa je probala da abortira...tri puta!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bugi View Post
    Zašto bi Chack ikome plaćamo apartman :blah:
    Geta ne Chuck... Prvu rečenicu pročitaj.
    "Prepoznaćeš me po ćutanju.
    Večni ne razgovaraju."

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