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    znas li sta je Cak Noris napravio od bruce li-ja???? Razdvoio ga je na brus vilisa i dzet li-ja!
    Čupatelj

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    Chak Noris uzima brejk na svoj servis !

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    Sto radi Chak Noris na prozor. Bije promaju !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solid View Post
    znas li sta je Cak Noris napravio od bruce li-ja???? Razdvoio ga je na brus vilisa i dzet li-ja!
    :yipiiii::yipiiii::yipiiii::yipiiii:

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    Kad Cak Noris prelazi ulicu,kola gledaju lijevo i desno

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    kako je tocak dobio ime? narod ga vidio kako se kotrlja i uzviknu " to cak, to cak"
    Tell me baby, whats my name
    Tell me honey, can ya guess my name

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    Jedino je chak noris uspio da smuva podgorichanku bez auta
    (╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Virtual- View Post
    Jedino je chak noris uspio da smuva podgorichanku bez auta
    Teshko
    "Ti ne budi ništa!", rekao mi je Bog kad me stvorio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djeye View Post
    Hahahah extra......

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    Kako se Chak Noris zavao kad je bio mali??? DJECHAK!

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    Chuck Norris smije da slika Mugija kad se nepropisno parkira
    "Ti ne budi ništa!", rekao mi je Bog kad me stvorio.

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    sto veli mugi kad cita vic o cak norisu? 'vidji ovoga raska konjevica...'
    this is pointless

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    Zashto je Chuck Norris-u zuto oko usta?



    Zato shto je pojeo Brus Lija.
    Sve je to na psihichkoj bazi ®

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    “Que te vayas con el viento, como siempre!”
    http://www.travelmontenegro.me


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    juri chuck norris 2 kriminalca
    jedan pobjeze lijevo
    a drugi desno
    a chuck za njima!
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    slikam slike povoljno

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    Dječak sjedi na trotoaru i plače.
    Dolazi Superman i pita ga-"Ko te dirao dečko?"
    Dječak kroz suze odgovara-"Chuck Norris"
    Superman -"E **** ga ,što si ga zajebavao...."

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    hahahah dobar.

    nije mi jasna jedna stvar, po meni vise je zasluzio steven seagal ovaj epitet no ajde, bacio neko provalu o chaku i tako u nedogled... :mrgreen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by metabox View Post
    hahahah dobar.

    nije mi jasna jedna stvar, po meni vise je zasluzio steven seagal ovaj epitet no ajde, bacio neko provalu o chaku i tako u nedogled... :mrgreen:
    Dobro i sigal je isto tako,al chak je chak i kad nije haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevann View Post
    juri chuck norris 2 kriminalca
    jedan pobjeze lijevo
    a drugi desno
    a chuck za njima!

    po meni, najbolja fora od svih o C.N.

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    Chuck Norris može potrošiti 100 sati interneta za jedan dan!

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    Cak Noris ne nosi kondom, zato sto ne postoji zastita od Caka Norisa.

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    Chuck Norris je redovan posjetilac u crvenom krstu, svakoga dana donira na litre krvi... tudje naravno :mrgreen:
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    vic iznad mene me podsjeti:

    Chuck Norris ne moze da dobije SIDU, sida dobije CHUCK NORRISa :mrgreen: :joint:
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    eK da, jos jedan..

    Kad Chuck Norris sjece vene, zilet krvari :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: :yipiiii:
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    Do you boys have any money for this expedition?

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    Chuck Norris je ubo iglu

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