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    Chuck Norris je slijepca ubio pogledom.

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    Chuck Norris je dosao u Split. Lara vise nema izbora.

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    Dok su druga djeca igrala u pijesku, Chuck Norris se igrao u betonu!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaboroid View Post
    Dok su druga djeca igrala u pijesku, Chuck Norris se igrao u betonu!
    Hahah dobar

    Послато са HTC Desire S

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    Zasto se 21.12.2012 nije dogodio smak svijeta? Zato sto se Caku rodila majka

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    Quote Originally Posted by karamazov View Post
    Čak Norisa su dva puta ispuštili kad je bio beba- jednom na Hirošimu, drugi put na Nagasaki...
    hahhahaa

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    Cak noris trenira dva dana dnevno!!!

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    Chuck Norris je 2 puta brojio do bezbroj.

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    Zasto Chuck Norris ne smije da dodje u Podgoricu?

    Da mu ne zapale kola.

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    - Chuck Norris ima Intelov procesor na AMD matičnoj ploči

    -Chuck Norris je osvojio World Series of Poker sa Pokemon kartama

    -Neki mađioničari mogu hodati po vodi, Chuck Norris može plivati u zemlji

    -Kad Chuck Norris ide na piknik, mravi mu DONOSE hranu

    -Chuck Norris prvo procita knjigu pa je onda otvori

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    Quote Originally Posted by funestis View Post


    Pa da, ima par njih jačih od Norris-a. Tu je Bud Spencer a.k.a. Carlo *****soli I naravno Sigal. Norrisa je ubio Bruce Lee dok ovu dvojicu niko nije ni ogrebao, a da oni to nisu htjeli. Evo, Bud Spencer-u ne možeš ni prezime da napišeš koliko je jak.
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    haha


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    Skupio si 50 postova ne moj vise ni jedan kumim te Bogom.

    P.S. Da ne ofujem evo jedan:

    Oskar je nominovan za Caka Norisa.

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    Life4cdm je moj drug nemoj da ga darish, cu da te izbijem :-)
    istrajan budi.

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    cak noris je cak i kad nije

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    cak noris je izbacio kucu kroz prozor

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    ide cak noris pud frizidera i otvara ga i vidi sok u tetrapak i kaze DJE SI SOCE TETRAPACE a sok tetrapak mu odgovara DJE SI NORISU CACE

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    sto radi cak noris u prokljucalu vodu? LADI MUDA

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    cak noris je sam sebe drzao na krstenje

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    cak noris kad guli luk luk place

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    kako je nastalo ime tocak? TO-CAK to-CAK

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    zakasni cak noris jednom na cas a profesor kaze izvini sto smo dosli ranije

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