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    bili chuck norris i onaj pas sto je 20 godina cekao gazdu i...
    Dosta njih voli i kokain da se ne lazemo

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    u to dolazi David Guetta,i veli Chak,ajde kad je tu da ga priupitnem sto ce mu ona prica the world is mine.

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    sreli se čak noris i dejvid geta i pita ga čak noris:
    - što ce ti ona prica the world is mine?

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    cak noris je iziJo kaktus, sto mu je david geta poklonio..
    ono, poslije svadje..

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    i kad se posrao chuck onda se david ubo na kaktus -.-

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    Cak noris ispira usta otpadom iz nuklearnih elektrana, zato se taj opad specijalno tretira.

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    Dolazi Dejvid Geta kuci, place. Kaze "tata, tata!!! istukao me cak noris", a njemu ce pametni Milojko Geta "eeeeee sine, ja kad sam govorio narodnjaci su zakon, bilo je nja-nja peckove"

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    Dolazi sin kod oca i veli:
    -tata tata danas sam 8 puta cuo vic o Chuck Norrisu i Daid Guetti!
    -Koliko? pita otac
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    -Na ***** te nosam!

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    Dolazi cak noris kuci posle snimanja i kaze:
    - Stavi ranka nesto da jedem, imao sam danas osam sati snimanja neke akcije.
    - Koliko? pita Ranka
    - Osam.
    - Dobro... ... Oprzicu ti malo od ove butke sto kupismo juce.
    Last edited by Gad30; 18-06-10 at 18:22.

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    Ahahahaaahhahahaahahahahahhahahahahahaha nerealno kako jaka fora,ahahahahahaahahhahahahahahaahahahaha
    MICHAEL, THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR LIFE WITH US!

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    krene geta da j*be neku njemicu,ona poce da se dere najn najn i dodje cak noris

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    Ođe kao da je mašta umrla. Nikuđ smjesta.

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    Chuck Norris se zaposlio u Vladu CG bez upotrebe VEZE

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    Quote Originally Posted by DR-little-man View Post
    krene geta da j*be neku njemicu,ona poce da se dere najn najn i dodje cak noris
    ... i onda krene Čak da je yebe, i ona počinje da se dere JA JA... i Geta ode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevann View Post
    sto cini cak noris na Zabljak?
    Sto mu se kaze!
    a sto cini cak noris u zetu ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATM View Post
    a sto cini cak noris u zetu ?
    cini ljeljek zivi

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    dodje cak noris kod sveta marovica i veli mu oli da ti ja dam malo popare?!?!
    i ne izlazi cak noris jedno 2 ure iz svetove kancelarije a kad je izasa razdra se:
    AAAAAAAA STTTOOOOOO JE OOOOVVVVVVOOOOO POOOOBROOOO?!?!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FiX View Post
    dodje cak noris kod sveta marovica i veli mu oli da ti ja dam malo popare?!?!
    i ne izlazi cak noris jedno 2 ure iz svetove kancelarije a kad je izasa razdra se:
    AAAAAAAA STTTOOOOOO JE OOOOVVVVVVOOOOO POOOOBROOOO?!?!!
    dobar )

    Gleda cak noris SP i zasmetaju mu vuvuzele. Zovne ljude u J.Africi, kazu oni razmislicemo o micanju. Spusta slusalicu predsjednik i kaze "A nema trika da cemo ih maci, ali cemo preimenovati rt dobre nade u rt."

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    Ni Chuck Norris ne bi mogao da se dugo zadrzi na klupi "Buducnosti".

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    a kad su david i chak hebali engleskinju i ona rekla neshto tipa:"mozhe samo da me hebe onaj chiji je svijet" i tu david reka':"world is mine",pa ga chuck ishklepa i onda ovu odvalio ka ' 9 ljudi da je ebalo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vito View Post
    a kad su david i chak hebali engleskinju i ona rekla neshto tipa:"mozhe samo da me hebe onaj chiji je svijet" i tu david reka':"world is mine",pa ga chuck ishklepa i onda ovu odvalio ka ' 9 ljudi da je ebalo?
    nije 9 ljudi no 3 bili su tu jos i ivica i perica

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    ivica i perica su jedno. kad ce vam to uc' u glavu?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vito View Post
    ivica i perica su jedno. kad ce vam to uc' u glavu?!?!
    Vala nikako da shvate da se Perica mrceni vise ne smije pominjati... Ivica, ljudi, Ivica!:mrgreen:
    Zavoleli smo se, ponešto pseći i svetački.
    Zakovali se jedno u drugo klanfama zuba.

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    A što bi sa Maricom?
    Mora da je Chuck ljut zbog cijene apartmana koja mu je ponuđena od njene strane na Sveti Stefan kako bi bio bliže Geti, a samim tim što je Perica vlasnik po papiru, moramo Ivicu da uvučemo u cijelu priču, mora da je jeftiniju cijenu stavio, IZDAJICA IVICA...
    "Prepoznaćeš me po ćutanju.
    Večni ne razgovaraju."

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