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  1. 19-03-11, 23:01 #476
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    Kad Cak Noris radi sklekove ne odguruje se on od zemlje nego zemlja od njega!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crweno View Post
    Kad Cak Noris radi sklekove ne odguruje se on od zemlje nego zemlja od njega!
    Jedan od prvih viceva, stim sto ide ovako.... kad radi sklekove ne podize se on nego gura zemlju...

    U svakom slucaju.. ha, ha, ha.
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    Chuck Norris je dao manje golova za Celzi od Toresa. :*
    zbog legendarnog kapitena, Gige Bosnica.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gocetr_25 View Post
    Samo Chuck Norris zna ko to tamo peva
    Samo Chuck Norris zna kad je djekna umrla
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cranox View Post
    Chuck Norris je dao manje golova za Celzi od Toresa. :*
    Jedan tvoj drug ne bi bio zadovoljan da vidi ovaj post...
    "Ti ne budi ništa!", rekao mi je Bog kad me stvorio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dubovicanin View Post
    Samo Chuck Norris zna kad je djekna umrla
    Chak je ubio Djeknu...
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    Jedino Chuck Norris ima cijelu jabuku na iPhone.
    Too weird to live,and too rare to die...
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    Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
    "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering" by Jedi Master Yoda
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    Probudio je alarm.
    Do not fear death.If you have to fear,fear the way you live your life.
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    cak noris koristi bobana rajovica kao stik
    Hasta Siempre, Comandante
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  11. 24-03-11, 18:03 #486
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    Quote Originally Posted by pajko87 View Post
    cak noris koristi bobana rajovica kao stik
    e fala ti dje cuo i dje ne cuo!
    po ure sam se smija..
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    slatko ti ucinjelo
    Hasta Siempre, Comandante
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    Šta je rekla majka Čaka Norisa kada ga je rodila? ČAK NORIS, JEBOTE!
    Ludilom maskiram dosadu
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    Cak Noris je rodio majku ;-)
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    ...i napravio tatu :P
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    cak norisa je rodila komsinica zaboga :shock:
    History comes to life when you get involved and do it yourself.
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    CAK NORIS JE SAM SEBIO POPUSIO...


    moze lock.
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  18. 27-03-11, 23:29 #493
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    Quote Originally Posted by pajko87 View Post
    cak noris koristi bobana rajovica kao stik
    Nije Bobana Rajovica nego Miomira Marosha
    Deserve's got nothing to do with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zOBLA-gfx View Post
    CAK NORIS JE SAM SEBIO POPUSIO...


    moze lock.
    murica!
    to moze i merilin menson!
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    sto cak noris nije dobio oskara za glumu?
    -cak noris ne glumi!

    sto cak noris nije izgubio nevinost?
    -cak noris nikad ne gubi!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rincewind View Post
    chuck norris moze da pobijedi DPS
    ahhaha mislim da to ne bi čak ni njemu pošlo za rukom
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    Čak Noris ima 100 godina nego ga se vrijeme boji
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    Kako je umro Čak Noris?

    Klonirali ga i bio se sam sa sobom do smrti...

    Koju rakiju pije Čak Noris?

    Mišomor...

    Zašto su Srbi izgubili boj na Kosovu?

    Čak noris je bio turčin...
    Last edited by Darko115; 29-03-11 at 10:45.
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    Jebes Chak Norisa kad Sako Polumenta sklapa oci i jasno vidi....
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    Quote Originally Posted by AvAtAr_Nk View Post
    Jebes Chak Norisa kad Sako Polumenta sklapa oci i jasno vidi....
    eee..ali Sako ne moze od ajvara da napravi paprike!
    Do not fear death.If you have to fear,fear the way you live your life.
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