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    - Ko je Chuck Norris želio biti dok je bio mali?

    - Tito.

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    Prije bih rekao da je Tito htio da postane Chuck Norris, ali su ga godine prevarile. Nije mu mogao niko nista, zar to ne govori ko mu je bio uzor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by McS View Post
    Prije bih rekao da je Tito htio da postane Chuck Norris, ali su ga godine prevarile. Nije mu mogao niko nista, zar to ne govori ko mu je bio uzor?
    Nope, iznimno je u ovom vicu Chuck taj koji gleda u nekog s divljenjem...

    I iznad majstora postoji majstor, i vic je ispričan ispravno.

    Tito je stariji od Chucka i mali Chuck je sanjao o tome postat jednog dana kao Najveći Sin.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nanashi View Post
    Nope, iznimno je u ovom vicu Chuck taj koji gleda u nekog s divljenjem...

    I iznad majstora postoji majstor, i vic je ispričan ispravno.

    Tito je stariji od Chucka i mali Chuck je sanjao o tome postat jednog dana kao Najveći Sin.

    OK, Chuck je napunio 70 godina, tako da ni on nije mladika.
    Dobar vic svakako.

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    Chuck Norris se penje nizbrdo!

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    Kako bi se zvao Chuck Norris da je crn?

    - Chock Norris.

    :mrgreen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by McS View Post

    A ovo ispod PG*CG tablice

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    Upisujem svoje srce u uličnu prašinu,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nanashi View Post
    da nije cacka mecku,danas bi bio ziv...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJuzla View Post
    da nije cacka mecku,danas bi bio ziv...


    Dosad to nisam gledao na takav način...



    Može bit da si u pravu...

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    dosha chak noris u pg, i ispred podgoricanina u the market radi kruzni nogom, a ovaj veli, keeeeako je krealju
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    Cak Noris moze dati golmanu vaterpola go izmedju noge

    edit:oprastajte na pravopis,nisam izodavde
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    osoba A: Chuck Norris ne jede med, on žvaće pčele
    osoba B: Chuck Norris ne s*re - drugi to rade umjesto njega.

    CVX over & out!

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    Kad Cak Noris napravi duplu servis gresku,njemu daju poen
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    Jel znate sta Norris radi na prozoru???




    Bije promaju
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Cak Noris puca penale glavom
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    a kako druze, nije to golf!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FiX View Post
    a kako druze, nije to golf!
    to je cak noris!
    History comes to life when you get involved and do it yourself.

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    Chak noris na golf na 500 jadri ubaci palicu!!!

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    Chuck Norris:
    -izbo noz
    -popio vodu sa cesme na ex
    -zna ime neznanom junaku
    -ubio gokua
    -uhvatio pticu trkacicu
    -zauvijek otjerao lesija od kuce
    -ispravio krivu drinu i toranj u pizi
    -vidio cudo nevidjeno
    -srusio kineski zid
    -nasmijao zid placa
    -ujeo kobru
    -prepao strah
    -ubio smrt
    -osisao zabu
    -pomuzao pticu
    -otkinuo puzu noge i slomio mu kicmu
    -nadmudrio platona
    -odgledao you-tube
    -suzio siroki brijeg!
    -obijelio crno more
    -ozivio mrtvo more
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phénix View Post
    Chuck Norris:
    -izbo noz
    -popio vodu sa cesme na ex
    -zna ime neznanom junaku
    -ubio gokua
    -uhvatio pticu trkacicu
    -zauvijek otjerao lesija od kuce
    -ispravio krivu drinu i toranj u pizi
    -vidio cudo nevidjeno
    -srusio kineski zid
    -nasmijao zid placa
    -ujeo kobru
    -prepao strah
    -ubio smrt
    -osisao zabu
    -pomuzao pticu
    -otkinuo puzu noge i slomio mu kicmu
    -nadmudrio platona
    -odgledao you-tube
    -suzio siroki brijeg!
    -obijelio crno more
    -ozivio mrtvo more
    i : Preplivavajući Karipsko More prije 23 godine, Chuck Norris se odmorio na Jamaici, te je upoznao mladu damu prezimena Bolt...
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    Chuck Norris ima svoj profil na teletext

    Chuck Norris ide suncu u oci
    Do not fear death.If you have to fear,fear the way you live your life.

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    Ide Čak Noris ulicom i naidje na sok u tetra paku. Kaže mu sok, de si Norise Čače, odgovara mu Čak, de si soče tetra pače...
    "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

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