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  1. 05-04-09, 19:19 #1
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    Default Vicevi o Chuck Norrisu

    Ima li ko kakav dobar vic o Chuck Norrisu?
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    Što radi baba-roga prije nego što legne da spava?
    Pogleda ima li ispod kreveta Chuck Norrisa
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    kako bih te slatko banovao
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    Kako bi se zvao film "300" da glumi Chuck Norris?
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    Zasto???????
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    http://forum.cafemontenegro.com/show...ghlight=norris
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    ja mislim da nema bas mnogo viceva o Chucku...
    Getting lost never felt so good
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    La-La i nema viceva... sve je to istina
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    because it's the second best thing u can do with your lips...
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    Quote Originally Posted by brodovi View Post
    La-La i nema viceva... sve je to istina
    brao, zaebah se
    Getting lost never felt so good
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    Only Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret


    Chuck NOrris je vaspitavao svoje roditelje
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    chuck norris moze da pobijedi DPS
    nah, pravi muskarci nemaju sig...
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    Chuck Norrisu ne treba sat. On odredjuje koliko je sati.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rincewind View Post
    chuck norris moze da pobijedi DPS
    napusti internet
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    Kad Čak Noris ulazi u vodu, on se ne skvasi, nego se voda Čak Noriše...
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    Chak Norris ne pije med, on zhvace pchele...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loverclocker View Post
    Chak Norris ne pije med, on zhvace pchele...
    ^ ^ ^

    a med se ne pije! ..ili se ipak pije..?
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    ne znam jel bio...
    chak norisa je donijela roda jer niko nije smio da mu je'e majku :P
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    Vi ste ljudi retardirani. Na Sve i Svasta imate isti topik od 10 strana, i vi ste ovdje otvorili novi.
    I like to think outside the box. Then, when I'm tired of thinking, I get back in my box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tihomirdj View Post
    ne znam jel bio...
    chak norisa je donijela roda jer niko nije smio da mu je'e majku :P
    hahahahaahahhahahahahaha presmijah se...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Interpol View Post
    Vi ste ljudi retardirani. Na Sve i Svasta imate isti topik od 10 strana, i vi ste ovdje otvorili novi.
    moderatorE pa sto ne zakluca ovaj topic?
    stvarnmo su dosadni sa dva ista topica...
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    because it's the second best thing u can do with your lips...
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    Quote Originally Posted by brodovi View Post
    moderatorE pa sto ne zakluca ovaj topic?
    stvarnmo su dosadni sa dva ista topica...
    Zato sto van Filma nemam ovlashcenja. Inace bi drugacije izgledao ovaj forum
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    Izvinjavam se ako je bio..Od kad je Cak Noris posao na Devicanska ostrva,ona vise nisu devicanska..:P
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    cak noris je na evroviziji predstavljao ameriku
    cak noris je posjekao noz
    this is pointless
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    Juche chuh da Chak Noris moze da se uloguje na FB preko displaya na vesh mashini..
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