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    Zashto dushko dugoushko nema majku ? Zato shto bejzbol palica nema kosu :roll: :wink:

    Ide djed ulicom kad iza coshka ubije ga shporet :wink: :roll:

    Ide baba ulicom vidi teglu kremica i upane u shahtu :roll:

    Ide choek ulicom pa ni 5 ni 6 no 7

    Idu chovjek i zhena ulicom , covjek je muva a zhena je osa :roll:

    sjedi mish na banderu i umache keks u struju :wink: !

    kom opanci tom i dzeri!

    ko drugome jamu kopa sam u nju dzersi !

    idu dvije zhene ulicom narochito ona lijeva :wink:
    AAAAHH KAKO ME SVI GLEEEEDAJUUUUU!!!

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    Signature ti je najsmjesniji od svih viceva... :mrgreen: :wink:
    Samo za tebe, uvek uz tebe...
    u svoje loše dane volim gristi sam, piti i lutati po krčmama...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Morrison
    Signature ti je najsmjesniji od svih viceva... :mrgreen: :wink:
    Tacno sam znao da ces to rec !
    ...I proci cu kroz dolinu sjenki, i necu se plasiti jer si Ti sa mnom!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by joksa
    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Morrison
    Signature ti je najsmjesniji od svih viceva... :mrgreen: :wink:
    Tacno sam znao da ces to rec !
    hahaha... :mrgreen:
    a ja sam cekao tebe ili Sofra da mi skreshe nesto... :wink:
    Samo za tebe, uvek uz tebe...
    u svoje loše dane volim gristi sam, piti i lutati po krčmama...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Morrison
    Signature ti je najsmjesniji od svih viceva... :mrgreen: :wink:
    hahahahahah :devil: tu si u pravu :joint:

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    ...a ne no sjede dvije babe u mraku i dodje treca i upali svijtlo :P
    Sve je sran'e sem pisanje...

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    sjedi slon u pustinji .. i sto nemoze palacinka da mu prodje kroz uvo ?? zato sto ne voli slatko :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:

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    Zaboravio sam ovaj prije
    Idu dva Krastavca ulicom i vide teglu, te ce jedan od njih:
    -Bjezmo evo je marica
    Sve je sran'e sem pisanje...

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    Glooopo do bola
    bolji su sick wizevi

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    dolaze 2 momka u kafic vide ribu dodje jedan i poce da je bari a drugi juventus

    dolaze 2 momka u kafic jedan sjeda za BAR a drugi za Bijelo Polje

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    ide djevojka sa dva momka jedan je vata drugi je ulozak :yipiiii:

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    Igraju dvije babe fudbal,dodje treca i ugasi im Sony! :shock:
    I like to read - once i read something, i understand it, and once i understand it i never forget it.

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    Ide chachkalica ulicom i sretne lizalicu i veli mu - vidji ovoga glavonju
    AAAAHH KAKO ME SVI GLEEEEDAJUUUUU!!!

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    Idu dva ***** ulicom i proliv trceci za njima govori:
    -Cekaj te me
    -Mi primamo samo cvrste momke :P
    Sve je sran'e sem pisanje...

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    Evo jedan extra glup:

    Piče dvije muhe na motoru magistralom i kaže ova zadnja muha prvoj:
    -ej bolan nešto ti klepeće na motoru!
    A onda prva kaže:
    -De glasnije bolan, ne čujem te.
    Nešto ti klepeće na motoru, opet će prva muha,
    a druga DE GLASNIJE BOLAN NE ČUJEM TE NIŠTA.
    Nešto ti klepeće bolan na motoru,
    a prva odgovara
    - De glupane glasnije nešto mi klepeće na motoru!
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    aaaaa....jim wrh ti je wic

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Answer
    aaaaa....jim wrh ti je wic
    ...preglup, ja sam fino rek'o! :joint:
    Samo za tebe, uvek uz tebe...
    u svoje loše dane volim gristi sam, piti i lutati po krčmama...

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    Sjede dvije babe, jedna se cheshka,a druga slovachka

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    idu dvije nule i sretnu osmicu i kazu gle qrve sto se utegla

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    idu dva puza ulicom, jedan mili, drugi vanili

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    zasto voz ide brze nocu nego po shinama.. :?:
    zato sto je ljeti toplije nego vani..naravno :!:
    ..sta da ti kazem..:)

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    idu dvije chachkalice ulicom, i naidju na iglu:
    -PAZI, TERMINATOR!
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    idu dvije pogache, vide pizzu i jedna od njih kazhe:
    -pi, vidi ovu qrvu kako se utegla
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    ide policajac ulicom i upadne u shahtu. posle nekog vremena izlazi i chini:
    -$uh, dobro da je otvorena, inache ne bih mogao da izadjem
    Aujourd’hui les larmes sont impossibles ŕ cacher
    de mes yeux fatigués qui ne sourient pas...
    Je respire ta peau dans les draps, mais tu n’es pas lŕ...
    J’attends le moment de te toucher et de te voir!

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    Jebe mis slonicu
    i njoj padne cigla na glavu pa izusti: AAHHH
    a mis ce:
    Vristi kurvo kad te baja cepa!
    Samo za tebe, uvek uz tebe...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diablesse
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    idu dvije pogache, vide pizzu i jedna od njih kazhe:
    -pi, vidi ovu qrvu kako se NASHMINKALA (ne UTEGLA, andjeli sa mnom! :? )
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    Aujourd’hui les larmes sont impossibles ŕ cacher
    de mes yeux fatigués qui ne sourient pas...
    Je respire ta peau dans les draps, mais tu n’es pas lŕ...
    J’attends le moment de te toucher et de te voir!

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    Sreo Sokrat Hegela pa mu kaze:
    "Ke sera sera"
    "Filozofiraj ti to nekom drugom", odgovori mu Hegel.
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    Desio se slon preko puta a mi mislili "de za vi".
    Naravoucenije: moz me sec, moz me pec, necu rec ni rec.
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    "Kako bi bilo da malo plivamo?" rece pahuljica gromobranu. "Bilo bi mokro ", rece suncobran, "jer gromobrani ne znaju za salu"
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    Tri godine posle krstaskih ratova lepa Mara kaze bumbaru:
    "Sve bih dala, sve bih dala, samo kad bih znala"
    "Ne govori u stroju majmune!", odgovori joj bumbar.
    Naravoucenije: u nasega Rajka golema svirajka.
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    Razgovaraju "malo vode na dlanu" i "magaeci kasalj".
    "Cuti da te bolje cujem", rece "magareci kasalj".
    "Svaka cast ali ja nemam tri kila i sto grama", rece "malo vode na dlanu" a malo u podrumu.

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