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    Default amy winehouse i predivna pricha o krvnim zrncima

    evo fenomenalne izjave ljekara iz bolnice u kojoj je ejmi hospitalizovana. iskreno se nadam da je ovo neka zajebancija. ako jeste, svejedno je zabavno, ako nije, to je dokaz da nema granica gluposti:

    "Kada je Amy primljena u bolnicu, njezina je krv cijela bila ispunjena kokainom, nije bilo ni bijelih ni crvenih krvnih zrnca, pa je logično da smo je proglasili mrtvom. Nakon toga se oporavila, ali prije nego što smo ustvrdili razloge njezinog naglog oporavka, kolabrirala je i opet smo je proglasili mrtvom. Otkrili smo da joj je probavni sustav također bio ispunjen samo kokainom i ne postoji nikakvo medicinsko objašnjenje koje bi ustvrdilo zašto je ona opet i još uvijek živa. Možemo samo nagađati da je njezino tijelo mutiralo na način da koristi čisti kokain kako bi prenio kisik do krvi. Njoj je kokain postao sastavni dio probavnog sustava", rekao je liječnik Alistair Murphy.

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    amy amy tvoja krv bijela je

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    amy mrtva pa ziva? cudno.. Meni se cini da je i taj doktor into "white" :-))

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    A dako umre vise...
    rm -rf /

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    I rodices mu dEcu bElu kao snEg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N_L View Post
    A dako umre vise...
    Only the good die young :-(( valjda nece.

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    nemojte mi ejmi dirat lutka mala.
    ona je velikomuchenica nasheg vremena.
    sve je razumijem...
    "Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing".

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    Quote Originally Posted by N_L View Post
    A dako umre vise...
    da ako pozivi toliko da neki koncert u okruzenju napravi pa neka radi sa eritrocitima sto god oce...
    You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they shoot you.

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    PIH, je li moguce ovo je izmisljotina dva puta mrtva a i sama se oporavila.....

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    Svima koji zele da ubrzano umru zelim da im to bude jos brze. Cisto da ne bi bili na grbaci normalnoga naroda.

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    Zvaće je Sveto na Jaz ne brinite
    If you turn a man into a fish, you will catch him for a day

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    Amy Whinehouse.

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    Imalo se , zezalo se ...
    Kreč, kolica i mešalica.

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    ma pricha najobichnija chisto da bi je pushtili da se klepa kao luda,ono ne moze da zivi bez toga pa shto cjemo joj,neka snifa kad joj se god **** digne...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rastafer View Post
    Svima koji zele da ubrzano umru zelim da im to bude jos brze. Cisto da ne bi bili na grbaci normalnoga naroda.
    potpisujem

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadGod View Post
    Amy Whinehouse.
    its winehouse. amy jade winehouse

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    Quote Originally Posted by dadic View Post
    its winehouse. amy jade winehouse
    You didn't get it.

    WHINEhouse.

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    Yes i did. a pun. Whine = moan etc. . dnt see the point. .

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    The point is that she's a Whinehouse. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadGod View Post
    The point is that she's a Whinehouse. :/
    yup. But she will be back. . Back to white or whine :-))

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