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    Vozio Cetinjanin iz Bara u PG, preko Sozine, i cerao 150 na sat. Na izlazu iz tunela ga zaustavlja policajac i kaze:

    - 100 eura kazna zbog prebrze voznje.
    - Ko brzo vozio? Ja? Boze sacuvaj, vozio sam ispod 80!!! - tvrdi vozac
    - Nemojte se sad vadit, u tunelu postoje kamere, vidjeli smo kako ste prebrzo vozili, preticali 8 puta u tunelu, okretali se pod rucnom i zamalo izazvali 3 sudara. Sve je snimljeno!!! - kaze policajac

    A Cetinjanin ce na to: "Brate, oli mi to narezat' na CD ??
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    hahaha joj predobar vic
    "Kad slučajno zaželiš radit, śedi, pričekaj, viđećeš, proćiće te."

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    Dobar dobar.....
    Ne bih se cudila da je po istinitoj prici.... LOL
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    zasto je vecina cetinjana mrsava?
    da bi ih sto vise moglo stati na stop !!!

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    Vecina ljudi je zla

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    fejkeru !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonja the Zmaj View Post
    Vozio Cetinjanin iz Bara u PG, preko Sozine, i cerao 150 na sat. Na izlazu iz tunela ga zaustavlja policajac i kaze:

    - 100 eura kazna zbog prebrze voznje.
    - Ko brzo vozio? Ja? Boze sacuvaj, vozio sam ispod 80!!! - tvrdi vozac
    - Nemojte se sad vadit, u tunelu postoje kamere, vidjeli smo kako ste prebrzo vozili, preticali 8 puta u tunelu, okretali se pod rucnom i zamalo izazvali 3 sudara. Sve je snimljeno!!! - kaze policajac

    A Cetinjanin ce na to: "Brate, oli mi to narezat' na CD ??
    :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:
    this is pointless

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    Quote Originally Posted by mc_esseny View Post
    fejkeru !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonja the Zmaj View Post
    partibrejkeru
    a ti sto uzimas viceve iz mailova
    /me stetan
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    Amor vincit omnia!
    obavezno, ali obavezno pogledati ---> http://www.svjetlopisi.com/cg/cg.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIDI View Post
    a ti sto uzimas viceve iz mailova
    mislis... saljem
    Vecina ljudi je zla

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    doveo cetinjanin djevojku oko 30-tak godina u sobu i spremaju se oni za sex , skinuli se krenuo on put nje kad mu ova veli :
    "samo polako,budi njezhan , ja sam nevina "
    skovchi cetinjanit ka oparen iz kreveta i pochinje da se oblachi brzhe bolje.
    Djevojka sva zachudjena pita :
    "shto ti je? "
    a on joj odgovara :
    E AKO CESH JE NACHINJAT NOCAS ZBOG MENE OCA MI ****
    AAAAHH KAKO ME SVI GLEEEEDAJUUUUU!!!

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    ahahahhahahahahahha hahahhahaha ahahahahah paspadoh se od smijeha,vrh
    podgorica - staropodgoricanima

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    Vode ljubav Cetinjanin i Hrvatica na stijeni i tako u zanosu kaze njemu Hrvatica:
    -"Straga,straga!!"
    a Cetninjanin ce na to:
    -"A nije ga stra' no mi se klizaju ove japanke!"


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    haha,kako je ovo smijesno..bas ste smijesni :ass:

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-A-N-E View Post
    doveo cetinjanin djevojku oko 30-tak godina u sobu i spremaju se oni za sex , skinuli se krenuo on put nje kad mu ova veli :
    "samo polako,budi njezhan , ja sam nevina "
    skovchi cetinjanit ka oparen iz kreveta i pochinje da se oblachi brzhe bolje.
    Djevojka sva zachudjena pita :
    "shto ti je? "
    a on joj odgovara :
    E AKO CESH JE NACHINJAT NOCAS ZBOG MENE OCA MI ****
    hahaha genijalno...

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    Buahahahahahahahahaha! Dobar Bonjashhh
    Kad me neko pita sto sam ja bez tebe sam,
    sigurno cu tada reci : kakva kuca, kakav stan...

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    ahahhaahahahhahhahhahhaahahhaahhahahahahahahahahha ahahhahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilicius View Post
    zasto je vecina cetinjana mrsava?
    da bi ih sto vise moglo stati na stop !!!
    ocje li mi ko objasnit`ovaj vic? :S :/
    Зашто ме мрзиш што волим Шешеља?


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    ako si ikad putovala na relaciji pg-CT-bd
    mogla si sa svoje strane da primjetish veliki broj stopera..
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    To dodje sa svoje desne strane je l?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mc_esseny View Post
    ako si ikad putovala na relaciji pg-CT-bd
    mis'im...

    Quote Originally Posted by mc_esseny View Post
    mogla si sa svoje strane da primjetish veliki broj stopera..
    neshto bash i nisam.
    Mora da je mnogo mator vic.
    Зашто ме мрзиш што волим Шешеља?


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    Nije, nije...

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    udara auto dijete ispred jedne cetinjske kafane, dolazi otac đeteta, muka, plač... u tome izlazi jedan lik iz kafane i kaže uplakanom ocu: " e sad ga moš bačit"
    Da je imalo majka za to dijete do ovoga uopšte nije htjelo da dođe-MNT jedan jedini

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    Hahahahahaha,xtra su vicevi!! :mrgreen:
    Od smijeha pravim saksofon,
    od sunca pravim put,
    a ti si moj šofer.

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