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    CHUCK NORRIS-TEKSAŠKI RENDZER
    -Evolucija zapravo ne postoji,postoji lista bića kojima je Chuck dopustio da žive.
    -Chuck Norris ne spava,on čeka.
    -Chuck Norris spava s upaljenim svjetlom,ne zato jer se boji mraka,nego zato što se mrak boji njega.
    -Bog je htio stvarati zemlju 10 dana,ali Chuck mu je dao samo 6.
    -Glavni izvoz Chucka Norrisa je bol.
    -Chuck Norris redovito daruje krv,ali ne svoju.
    -Kada Chuck radi sklekove,ne odguruje se od zemlje nego odguruje zemlju od sebe.
    -Chuck Norris ima dvije brzine:hodaj i ubij.
    -Chuck je prao rublje u oceanu dok nije skužio da su tsunamiji štetni za ljude.
    -Mnogi ljudi nose superman piđamu,Superman nosi Chuck Norris piđamu.
    -Chuck Norris na kraju svakog tjedna ubije 14 bijelaca da ljudi ne misle da je rasist.
    -Kad bi Chuck obrijao bradu imao bi još jednu šaku ispod.
    -Chuck Norrisu prije snimanja Walkera daju 6 slonovskih doza za uspavljivanje da nebi ubio ostale glumce.
    -guns don't kill people,chuck norris does.


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    hahaha,banja....chuck norris for president!! :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:

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    ...Maybe it was wrong to love you?
    But what should i do?
    Cause my heart leads me to you...

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    Ali za sklekove je najjache

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