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    Default Zivotni cilj - stotinu djece!

    Ima 60 godina i 78 djece, a želi ih 100 prije sedamdesete


    Jedan šezdesetogodišnjak iz Dubaija postavio je pred sebe neobičan cilj - postati otac točno stotinu djece. Zvuči nevjerojatno, ali ne ukoliko znate da već sada ima 78 potomaka. Pored mnogobrojne djece, Daad Mohammed Murad Abdul Rahman imao je dosad 15 žena, ali od nekih se morao razvesti, budući da prema zakonu smije imati samo četiri žene istovremeno.
    "2015. godine imat ću 68 godina i stotinu djece," izjavio je jednonogi Abdul Rahman za lokalni tabloid. "Nakon tog prestat ću se ženiti. Moram se oženiti barem još triput da bih postigao stotku."
    Na naslovnici tog tabloida Abdul Rahman je okružen svojom djecom, čija je starost od 36 godina do tek 20 dana. Dvije njegove sadašnje supruge trenutno su trudne. Ova mnogobrojna obitelj živi u 15 kuća, a glava obitelji prehranjuje ih sa svojom vojnom mirovinom i uz pomoć države.
    (NaM)
    *O svemu je govorio, bio je u stanju da kaze sve, pa i najmucnije, sve se moglo reci, sve pokazati, o svemu pricati.*
    (H. Hese, Sidarta)

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    Vise ih bilo...
    A u ulici Slobode i Hercegovackoj sad rastu iz Berana dEca. Neki novi klinci, neki novi klinci..


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    besposlen choek

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiLiCa_Hn View Post
    besposlen choek

    ma nijeeeeeeeeeeee...chini ti see..xaxaxaxxaaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxa:devil:

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    Muka čojeka na svašto naćera. Stavite se u njegovu kožu...
    - Ladan ko taština duša -

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiLiCa_Hn View Post
    besposlen choek

    Pa bogami ne bih rekao da je besposlen uopste!

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    kako bi bilo interesantno da ima jednu crnogorsku prosjechnu platu
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    Any experiment of interest in life will be carried out at your own expense. Mark it well.

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    A cus pa i Evropi se placa za vjestacku oplodnju pa ko donira sto puta eto mu sto djece... Meni bi devetoro bilo dovoljno Samo tesko nac zenu za tako nesto
    She is only here to annoy herself!

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    pa ne moze jedna zena rodit' sto puta sve i da oce :P :P
    ali dobro on ih ima dovoljno
    skot jedan
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    Pa ne mora 100 devet dovoljno
    She is only here to annoy herself!

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    Trebalo bi copa copavoga izmrkat 100 puta onako cist da vidi kakoje hahahha !
    No ja mislim e bi ga trebalo doves za moderatora na podforum sex hahahahahahaha da nuci ove naske kako se oplodjava masu puta !
    Ko nevoli Crnogorca ,vas se ambisa !!!

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    Znate li da Indija i Kina zauzimaju priblizno 40% svjetske populacije?

    Zbog njih ce covjecanstvo propast, zbog prenaseljenosti. Ko zna kakve bolesti se mogu stvorit.
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.
    Have a parachute.

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    Cak i da se ne stvore nikakve bolesti, tu je jos i potrosnja resursa, industrija koja mora namiriti potrebe 6-7 milijardi ljudi, sto vodi do globalnog zagrijavanja itd itd.

    World — Population: 6,602,224,175 (July 2007 est.)

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    Ako bas voli....
    You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they shoot you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nihil View Post
    Ima 60 godina i 78 djece, a želi ih 100 prije sedamdesete


    Jedan šezdesetogodišnjak iz Dubaija postavio je pred sebe neobičan cilj - postati otac točno stotinu djece. Zvuči nevjerojatno, ali ne ukoliko znate da već sada ima 78 potomaka. Pored mnogobrojne djece, Daad Mohammed Murad Abdul Rahman imao je dosad 15 žena, ali od nekih se morao razvesti, budući da prema zakonu smije imati samo četiri žene istovremeno.
    "2015. godine imat ću 68 godina i stotinu djece," izjavio je jednonogi Abdul Rahman za lokalni tabloid. "Nakon tog prestat ću se ženiti. Moram se oženiti barem još triput da bih postigao stotku."
    Na naslovnici tog tabloida Abdul Rahman je okružen svojom djecom, čija je starost od 36 godina do tek 20 dana. Dvije njegove sadašnje supruge trenutno su trudne. Ova mnogobrojna obitelj živi u 15 kuća, a glava obitelji prehranjuje ih sa svojom vojnom mirovinom i uz pomoć države.
    (NaM)
    Paa, sto sad, morao se PACENIK razvest'...A ZENAMA ko hebe mater. I one zive od vojne penzije i drzavne pomoci, hahahahaha. I u tih 15 kuca. Ah, zacenih se od smijeha. I proglasene su ZENAMA HEROJIMA. Sto, nijeste culi??? Hahahahaha...

    Nihile, sjutra mi je ovulacija, bi li me oplodio ovi fascinantni cojko, bez vojne i drzavne? Izguglaj, pa javi.
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    You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. The smell, you know that gasoline smell... . Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cvrchak View Post

    Nihile, sjutra mi je ovulacija, bi li me oplodio ovi fascinantni cojko, bez vojne i drzavne? Izguglaj, pa javi.
    :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:
    A u ulici Slobode i Hercegovackoj sad rastu iz Berana dEca. Neki novi klinci, neki novi klinci..


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    Quote Cvrcak :

    Nihile, sjutra mi je ovulacija, bi li me oplodio ovi fascinantni cojko, bez vojne i drzavne? Izguglaj, pa javi.

    E QQ mene zacijenih se osmijeha ,cvrcak eo me gleda ovizi narod ka da sam se pomamio u maniti lik zbog tebe hahahahahahahahahah !


    PS: Esi znavala da je "cojko" bez jedne noge hahahahhahahaha !
    Ko nevoli Crnogorca ,vas se ambisa !!!

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    svaka mu chast...samo mu zhelim puno zdravlja pa da dozhivi tu 68 kad planira da ispuni taj svoj cilj koji je zacrtao..mora se chuvat da se ne preforsira

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    Quote Originally Posted by NSX View Post
    Meni bi devetoro bilo dovoljno Samo tesko nac zenu za tako nesto
    Mislish Jevrosimu...majku devet NSXovića
    Inconstancy is my very essence; it is the game I never cease to play as I turn my wheel in its ever changing circle, filled with joy as I bring the top to the bottom and the bottom to the top. Yes, rise up on my wheel if you like, but don't count it an injury when by the same token you begin to fall, as the rules of the game will require.

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    Vjerovatno drzhi kondome zajedno u kutiji sa iglama.
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    da sam zna da se ovako udara kad maknes jednu nogu, ofikario bi je sebi davno,
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    Sparkisa ti udaras dobro po raskrsnica i ovako a samo ce ti se otfikarit ako nastavis tako Zavuka si se u kucu ne mrdas tim motorom nidje


    Quote Originally Posted by TyphooN View Post
    Mislish Jevrosimu...majku devet NSXovića
    Eto ti ga š iznad ć
    She is only here to annoy herself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NSX View Post
    Meni bi devetoro bilo dovoljno Samo tesko nac zenu za tako nesto
    Prvo je moje :devil:
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.
    Have a parachute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cvrchak View Post
    Nihile, sjutra mi je ovulacija, bi li me oplodio ovi fascinantni cojko, bez vojne i drzavne? Izguglaj, pa javi.
    Siguran sam da bi, samo mu se javi, ako ti ne smeta sto nema nogu. :lolblue:
    *O svemu je govorio, bio je u stanju da kaze sve, pa i najmucnije, sve se moglo reci, sve pokazati, o svemu pricati.*
    (H. Hese, Sidarta)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadGod View Post
    Cak i da se ne stvore nikakve bolesti, tu je jos i potrosnja resursa, industrija koja mora namiriti potrebe 6-7 milijardi ljudi, sto vodi do globalnog zagrijavanja itd itd.
    da da, na to sam i mislio. Onaj drugio dio o bolestima je nova recenica, odnosno dodatak (+)
    Having a parachute greatly increases your chance of surviving a long fall.
    Have a parachute.

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