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    a i problem je sto vecina cura ceka da momak isprica pricu i da je zabavlja a ne bi ona rekla nesto no sve moras rijeci iz nje kljestima vadit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by karacha View Post
    a i problem je sto vecina cura ceka da momak isprica pricu i da je zabavlja a ne bi ona rekla nesto no sve moras rijeci iz nje kljestima vadit...
    A vazhi... Ja ne znam kakvim to djevojkama prilazite (vjerovatno do 16 god.). A ako nije to problem, onda bi stvarno trebali da poradite na sebi, i da se zamislite nad pitanjem iz naslova topic-a.
    Never Complain, Never Explain

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    Велика љепота често зна да буде хендикеп. Тада оне никад не могу бити сигурне ко им је прави друг а ко се дружи са њима само да би негдје добио прилику да.... Или колико смо пута сви видјели у локалу рецимо како сви посматрају једну ђевојку а нико нема храбрости да јој приђе. Па их гледаш како крену па на пола пута одустану.... На крају су често једини који јој приђу затворени препотентни набилдовани кретени... Приђеш у том случају и кажеш једноставно оно што си видио... Нешто типа: Видио сам да те многи момци гледају и тешко да ико може да ти приђе и ја искрено мислим да није фер што ти нико од њих не пружа прилику да им покажеш каква се личност крије иза твог изгледа. Зато сам и дошао да те упознам да видим да ли си забавна ђевојка отворена за разговор и да видим да ли се можемо лијепо осјећати у међусобном друштву... И са овим искрено наступаш, не лажеш већ показујеш да разумијеш ситуацију у којој се она налази. Често је добро једноставно опазити и разумјети ситуацију и стање у ком се она налази или рецимо једноставно рећи оно што си помислио у првом тренутку кад си је видио. Наравно потпуно искрено отворено са осмијехом а не препотентно...

    Шаблон наравно не постоји... У суштини прилазак је лак јер није баш толико битно шта ћеш рећи већ је битно како се поставиш. Ти себе доказујеш прилажењем и тим разговором АЛИ и она мора себе да докаже да докаже да је вриједна свега тога и све то кроз завођење које је у суштини игра и то јако забавна без обзира на исход. И знам да није лако али иако је цура јако лијепа треба бит спреман да одеш од ње ако видиш да је кретен и да не заслужује да јој посвјећујеш вријеме... Не знам за вас али ја изузетно цијеним интелигенцију, отвореност, авантуристички дух... Јеби га али ако јој је Бог дао љепоту и нема ништа друго онда она није вриједна и не може и нема право да мисли да може свашта да ради само због тога. Ок за једну ноћ то мушкарцима није много битно али генерално мени је итекако битно...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gricko View Post
    Јеби га али ако јој је Бог дао љепоту и нема ништа друго онда она није вриједна и не може и нема право да мисли да може свашта да ради само због тога. Ок за једну ноћ то мушкарцима није много битно али генерално мени је итекако битно...
    Ziva istina. Ne mogu da shvatim da je ovo toliko tesko za shvatiti. A i ta fora za jednu noc nije bas najsjajnija. Moje licno iskustvo sa takvim curama je da su lutkice koje izgledaju kao barbike upravo samo to. Misle da je dovoljno da se skine i da je savrseno tijelo vise nego dovoljno, jer svo vrijeme misli kako izgleda (nevjerovatno, zar ne) i da joj se ne pokvari sminka. Poslije odredjenog vremena pocnes da se pitas zasto krivis kicmu uopste.
    Mada mi je jasno zasto ih napadaju uporno. Uvijek je dobro u drustvu pohvaliti se da si bio sa njom

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    nakon sve ove vase price ja kazem: LAKO
    MAKE LOVE NOT SEX!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by loverboy View Post
    nakon sve ove vase price ja kazem: LAKO
    Ko zna - zna, ko ne zna - nauchice, nekad, valjda...
    Never Complain, Never Explain

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    a ne nikolina sve zene su savrsene...nemoj se sprdat...vidis dobru zensku u lokal kad joj pridjes i pitas nesto ne zna sastavit prostoprosirenu recenicu da ne pogrijesi 5 puta...cast izuzecima al u vecini slucajeva je tako...

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    Vi potrazite onda neku mladju uciteljicu
    She is only here to annoy herself!

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    ја се баш не слажем да је тако. Јесте да има већи број цура које не знају саставит реченицу али исто тако има много оних са којима је стварно пријатно разговарати. Зависи на каквим мјестима и какве ђевојке гледаш. Често су оне ''најатрактивније'' такве... оне фенси рибе са 20 кг шминке итд... али поред њих има доста лијепих а поред тога и природних цура, са којима је милина разговарати. Уосталом то су и најсексипилније ђевојке, оне које знају како да заводе, како да разговарају, како да се понашају... Није сексипил само тијело већ много више...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Condor View Post
    kada budem prilazio tako nekoj curi jel onaj gore navedeni orgiinalni nacin prilazenja?

    (nap. ovaj: Pridjec curi i kazes joj "Ako me neki od posmatraca istuce ti si kriva"
    Sta mislis o ovom pristupu?)
    Ja licno ne bih bas savjetovala taj pristup.. (jer nisam bas ljubitelj sile) Zapravo sta ja znam, ako to kazes bas sarmantno i uz neodoljiv osmijeh lol...mozda i prodjes hm...

    Ma najiskrenije najvazniji je ipak stav i dobra vibra, sto kazes i nije od stopostotne vaznosti (osim ako nije bas neka teska budalastina u pitanju)... Ozbiljnije cete pricati ionako kasnije...


    Quote Originally Posted by Condor View Post
    Obrati paznju kako se momci mrste i gundjaju kada neko pridje lijepim cuirama :devil:

    E da, ali meni je to potpuno neshvatljivo?
    Zasto se ljute na one koji joj prilaze ako sami nece da pridju!??

    Mislim, moja logika je da ako sami ne prilaze, to znaci da im se cura ne svidja, pa sto se onda imaju ljutiti kad joj pridje neko drugi??? Ako zele, mogu da pridju i sami??
    Ne kapiram... :eek: ajde mi objasni


    Quote Originally Posted by Condor View Post
    Pa uglavnom su u gradu svi veci od mene za glavu, i krupniji od mene za po metra,
    hehe...to ti moze biti prednost, da te dopadne neka njezna cura ..
    Conditioning is what makes us feel ignorant, and our apathy feeds our hate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemma_mn View Post
    Meni je najjache kad je momak onako malo hladan, drzhi do sebe, ali pochne prichu neku normalnu...
    Mora da me poznajes, al se ne mogu sjetit dje smo se upoznali.
    "Postojaće Crna Gora dok je Lovćena i Durmitora, dok je mora pod Barom i Kotorom, dok je Sunca i dok je Grahovca!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by <[ nIkI ]> View Post
    Kako prici curi???
    One su vazda mene prilazile.
    "Postojaće Crna Gora dok je Lovćena i Durmitora, dok je mora pod Barom i Kotorom, dok je Sunca i dok je Grahovca!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gricko View Post
    ????? ????: ????? ??? ?? ?? ????? ????? ??????? ? ????? ?? ??? ???? ?? ?? ????? ? ?? ??????? ?????? ?? ???? ??? ??? ?? ???? ?? ??? ?? ????? ??????? ?? ?? ??????? ????? ?? ??????? ????? ??? ???? ???????. ???? ??? ? ????? ?? ?? ??????? ?? ????? ?? ?? ?? ??????? ??????? ???????? ?? ???????? ? ?? ????? ?? ?? ?? ?????? ?????? ???????? ? ?????????? ???????...
    brate nemoj mislit da ja osporavam ovu tvoju taktiku il slicno
    ali mislim da ovako nesto reces 99% djevojaka u pg city
    bi te distanciralo odma isti cas
    mislili bi ili da se foliras ili da si gej
    a najvise bi mislile da si neka avetinja

    znam ovo provjereno jer sam u ovakav pristup vjerovao prije 10tak godina
    pa sam ga odbacio brzo

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    Pretpostavljam da se ljudi mrste kad neka nabildovana ufurana zivotinja pridje dobroj zenskoj zbog toga sto je ta nabildovana ufurana zivotinja uoste dosla u priliku da stekne takvu vrstu samopouzdanja da misli da je dovoljno dobar za svaku zensku koja mu se nadje na putu. Ipak za toliku brigu o sebi vremena nema vecina momaka (zaposlenih). Da ti je posao sverc, kriminal il tako nesto, bildovanje dodje kao obaveza za prekracivanje vremena. Naravno, ne generalizujem, naravno da ima izuzetaka. Ne kazem da taj pristup pali kod svih djevojaka, nego kod dovoljno njih da se stekne ta vrsta samopouzdanja (prije ce bit umisljenosti, ali ajd sad).
    Sto se tice seksipila i barbika - ja mislim da vecina tih barbika zna da se j*** kao ono magare sto ga albanac neki trpa na onome klipu. Kod nji je sve izgled, a nista radnja. Pa ljudi se pale na izgled jer misle da je sex bolji sa lijepom zenskom. Jeste ako zenska radi jos nesto osim sto se pojavi. Opet ne zelim da generalizujem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by <[ nIkI ]> View Post
    Pitanje je jednstavno.....
    Vasi savjeti, iskustva......

    Evo za pocetak, da vam dam jedan zadatak...
    Znaci, cura wrh, ali, utripovana, stidljiva, povucena, a starija od tebe mozda godinu...
    Pridjes i kazes: "Kako ti je ime"?

    Eto, oli dalje?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ćipur View Post
    Pridjes i kazes: "Kako ti je ime"?

    Eto, oli dalje?

    Tjip00rrrrrrr...odishesh originalnoshtjuuuuuuuuuuu!!! :twisted:

    /me smatra da sve treba da b00de spontano...ako momak "widi" da ima t00 neke hemije...da ima"zeleno svijetlo" od c00re..(a to se vidi nemojte mi retji da se ne vidi)onda samo smjelo...nema potrebe da se t00 sad neshto petlja...SPONTANOSTTTTTTT je najvazhnijaaaaaaaa...samo opushteno...:mrgreen: :twisted:

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    Mislim d ovdje nije problem momcima samo reci prvu recenicu jer niej problem reci kako se zoves,niko za to ne odbija,ali treba znati pocet razgovor,e to je pitanje kako,treba je zainteresovat,u guzvi diskoteke natjerati je da prica.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ^m00dO_oD_kOlJiBrIyA^ View Post
    Tjip00rrrrrrr...odishesh originalnoshtjuuuuuuuuuuu!!! :twisted:

    /me smatra da sve treba da b00de spontano...ako momak "widi" da ima t00 neke hemije...da ima"zeleno svijetlo" od c00re..(a to se vidi nemojte mi retji da se ne vidi)onda samo smjelo...nema potrebe da se t00 sad neshto petlja...SPONTANOSTTTTTTT je najvazhnijaaaaaaaa...samo opushteno...:mrgreen: :twisted:
    Pa?
    Zar nije spontano?
    Najjaci prilaz, najnormalniji.

    Ne foliraj se.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daaron Aracus View Post
    Mislim d ovdje nije problem momcima samo reci prvu recenicu jer niej problem reci kako se zoves,niko za to ne odbija,
    he he he

    Naravno.
    A ako odbije da kaze, nikom nista, kazes: "Laku noc" i odes.
    Ali naravno, skoro nijedna ne odbija ... a za dalje, pa kazes ovako: "Ja sam Ćipur!"

    Nastavak u sljedecoj epizodi!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHM View Post
    Pretpostavljam da se ljudi mrste kad neka nabildovana ufurana zivotinja pridje dobroj zenskoj zbog toga sto je ta nabildovana ufurana zivotinja uoste dosla u priliku da stekne takvu vrstu samopouzdanja da misli da je dovoljno dobar za svaku zensku koja mu se nadje na putu. Ipak za toliku brigu o sebi vremena nema vecina momaka (zaposlenih). Da ti je posao sverc, kriminal il tako nesto, bildovanje dodje kao obaveza za prekracivanje vremena. Naravno, ne generalizujem, naravno da ima izuzetaka. Ne kazem da taj pristup pali kod svih djevojaka, nego kod dovoljno njih da se stekne ta vrsta samopouzdanja (prije ce bit umisljenosti, ali ajd sad).
    Sto se tice seksipila i barbika - ja mislim da vecina tih barbika zna da se j*** kao ono magare sto ga albanac neki trpa na onome klipu. Kod nji je sve izgled, a nista radnja. Pa ljudi se pale na izgled jer misle da je sex bolji sa lijepom zenskom. Jeste ako zenska radi jos nesto osim sto se pojavi. Opet ne zelim da generalizujem.
    You said it good!
    Quote Originally Posted by my name is ...
    izvini oli mi rec kako da neciji post stavim u signature ?

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    "You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."
    you say "You look just like my first wife" she says "How many times have you been married?" you say "never".
    "If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "
    "you say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" she says "Why?" you say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"
    "If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! "
    "If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
    "Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "
    "When God made you, he was showing off."
    "If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. "
    "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
    "When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. "
    "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you."
    "Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you."
    "It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "
    "Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? "
    "Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. "
    "I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? "
    "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?"
    "Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "
    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
    "How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!"
    "If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
    "Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?"

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    You will most likely get a negative response if you attempt to use any of these pick-up lines when approaching women. They are funny and intended for entertainment purposes only. However, if you have already had a conversation or two with a particular woman, you can open with something like "Want to hear this funny pick up line I've heard... (insert pick up line)". This will probably make her laugh and warm up to you. I suggest only using these in a scenario such as the one described above. With that said, on to the pick up lines... just remember, don't say I didn't warn you!

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    e ako cu ti ja curu muvat
    brate pridjes i samo kazes MALA CUJEM DA MI SE SVIDJAS
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    Default Kako prici curi u McDonaldetu?!

    pre dvije tri sedmice sedim ja u McDonaldu i super neka cura preko puta mene (bash mi je ljupka neshto) sjedi preko puta mene i jede neshto i gleda me bash super ono! i ja nishta tu! i evo sad pre uru vremena sedim ja opet na isto mesto i ista ona cura (za nepoverovati) sjedi i gleda me opet super ono! Kako cu?!

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