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Thread: Najbolji vicevi o Crnogorcima

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    Zna li ko koliki je CG-ski rekord na 100 m?

    55.4 m
    God places the heaviest burden on those who can carry its weight. ttwis

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    Nasijenci u Beogradu pljackaju banku. Sve po regulama iz filmova. Savrseno, bez greske. Sjednu u auto, bez problema dodju to shtek stana. Iz vreca prospu novac po stanu. Gledaju, ceskaju se po glavama..
    " Da brojimo, il da cekamo Dnevnik "

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    Setaju dvije ribe obalom, jedna zgodna a druga gabor
    prolazi Crnogorac, gurne onu rugobi i veli
    -STO MLADA DAMA RADI SAMA?!
    Zena ima PROBLEM za svako RJESENJE

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    Quote Originally Posted by VISOKAAA View Post
    Setaju dvije ribe obalom, jedna zgodna a druga gabor
    prolazi Crnogorac, gurne onu rugobi i veli
    -STO MLADA DAMA RADI SAMA?!
    Jesi li ti ova sisata na slici? Mashala, mashala... :-P

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    Quote Originally Posted by GentleGiant View Post
    Jesi li ti ova sisata na slici? Mashala, mashala... :-P
    Mashala daje 5 L mlijeka
    Zena ima PROBLEM za svako RJESENJE

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    Quote Originally Posted by VISOKAAA View Post
    Mashala daje 5 L mlijeka
    Blago onom čija li je, ne mora svako jutro u prodavnicu.

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    Zašto Crnogorac okreće novine ka strani na koju duva vetar?
    Da mu lista stranice



    Srela se dva Crnogorca, pa će jedan:
    • Gde si, bre, Vukojice! Čoveče, otkad te nisam video! Al' si se promenio, ne mogu da te prepoznam! Šta ti se desilo?
    • Ništa mi se nije desilo, samo nisam Vukojica nego Dušan!
    • O, čoveče, i ime si promenio! Ti kad se menjaš, baš se menjaš!

    Pita Crnogorac ženu:
    • Koliko je sati?
    • Za pet minuta bit' će deset.
    • Nisam pitao koliko će bit' za pet minuta, nego sam pitao koliko je sada

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    Quote Originally Posted by GentleGiant View Post
    Blago onom čija li je, ne mora svako jutro u prodavnicu.
    Radi owe bi ja stochar postao......
    God places the heaviest burden on those who can carry its weight. ttwis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
    Radi owe bi ja stochar postao......
    Muzač, još bolje.

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    Uhvatio crnogorac zenu sa drugim tipom u krevetu. Tip iskoci onako gol iz kreveta i pocne trcati vani, crnogorac pusku iz ormara iz opuca jednom, dva, tri puta za tipom ali ga ne pogodi. Sav nikakav, porazen, kaze: ma nije mi sto mi je jebo zenu, ni sto sam ga vidjeo golog nego mi je sto ga isprati ko vladiku.

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    Znas li kako se Crnogorac moli u avionu? Mili Boze koji jesi, ako se
    slucajno nesto desi, molim te ti udesi da se nadjem na stjuardesi

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    Quote Originally Posted by VISOKAAA View Post
    Mashala daje 5 L mlijeka
    I sve meni prodaje(ukusnijeg nisam pio)
    NOTHING IN LIFE IS CERTAIN BUT TAXES AND DEATH

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    Polako, imam samo dvije :P
    Zena ima PROBLEM za svako RJESENJE

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    ...amebe umjesto mozga...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJuzla View Post
    ...amebe umjesto mozga...
    :lolblue: :lolblue:
    God places the heaviest burden on those who can carry its weight. ttwis

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    meni je ova mala preslatka , ima lijepe.... oči.......
    Apsolutno ne podrzavam.

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    najveca sprdnja je sto srbi misle da su crnogorci srbi, a ovi obrnuto hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJuzla View Post
    ...amebe umjesto mozga...
    amebe ti ispod kite hi hi
    Zena ima PROBLEM za svako RJESENJE

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    Quote Originally Posted by pirely View Post
    meni je ova mala preslatka , ima lijepe.... oči.......
    mislish krupne? :PP
    "ujutro je bilo jutro i josh sam bio zhiv"

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    Quote Originally Posted by VISOKAAA View Post
    amebe ti ispod kite hi hi
    brao machka,vidi se da si pametna...
    sva ti je pamet u sisu sishla...

    e...moja ti...

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    Dje si uzimala ovo?

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    Vazi mozgonjice, ti si moj idol
    Zena ima PROBLEM za svako RJESENJE

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    Quote Originally Posted by VISOKAAA View Post
    Vazi mozgonjice, ti si moj idol
    da se zapazit da si bistra i rjechita,pa cu se samo povuc iz rasprave posto nijesmo isti nivo...

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    Vazi sreco, ajde ....de ...
    Zena ima PROBLEM za svako RJESENJE

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    Ima jedna dobra crnogorska ,koje se strogo pridrzhavam :
    KO RADI O GLAVI MU SE RADILO :P


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    Quote Originally Posted by luv_is_a_verb View Post
    mislish krupne? :PP
    upravo...
    Apsolutno ne podrzavam.

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