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    old... :o

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    A ovaj:

    U otmjenom restoranu pita gost konobara:

    GOST: Zashto nosite u gornjem dzhepu tu mali zhlichicu?

    KONOBAR: Radi higijene, ako sluchajno u nechiji tanjir pada muha ja je umjesto prstom higijenski izvadim hlichicom.

    GOST: U redu, a zashto imate taj mali lanchic prikachen za remen a drugi kraj je u hlachama?

    KONOBAR: Pa znate, takodje higijenski je kad idem pishat da rukama ne diram tu stvar nego ga izvadim na lanchicu!

    GOST: Stvarno higijenski, a kako tu vashu stvar pospremite u hlache?

    KONOBAR: Higijenski ga lagano poguram ovom zhlichicom! :shock:
    TAKUMI

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    A brate iskupio si se za ovaj stari gore hahaha

    Tacno sam zamislio supu i sve ostalo

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    :burp:
    Io ci credo!

    Welcome



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    Pita Srbin Hrvata:

    SR: Kako Vam je Tudjman?

    HR: E bogomi slab, bolestan.

    SR: E da bogda ce da Vam umre!

    HR: A kako je Vas predsjednik Miloshevic?

    SR: Dobar, zdrav, gospodin, pametan...

    HR: E dabogda ce da Vam zhivi 100 godina! :shock:
    TAKUMI

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