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    Bili ti mrav i slon
    i sad kako je slon kasnio na prvi cas posalje sms mravu da ga ne zapise jer je mrav bio redar

    i proziva ti uciteljica redara da kaze ko je odsutan. I on nabroja neke druge zivotinje a slona preskoci
    veli mu uciteljica "a slon mrave, sto cemo sa slonom?"

    HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    A najjace od svega je sto je uciteljica u stvarni bila neka vrsta ptice koja bas dobro vidi hahahaahahahahahahaahahah
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    ti si prsnuo totalno
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rakun View Post
    ti si prsnuo totalno

    tebi je krivo sto nemas dobre viceve kao ja.
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    - Koju slavu slave Transformersi?
    - Preobraženje!

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    Koji je najbolji nacin da rasplacete vodoinstalatera?


    -Ubijete mu porodicu!

    Gialla come er sole, Rossa come er core mio!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7iNbKZkY5Q

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    ubiju boga 3 madjionicara u kurve iz valentina.Veli glavni madjionichar:
    "Jesi normalna jadna nebila sto ne uzmes nesto da citas ili neki film da pogledas????"
    ??????????????????????????????
    ''you can't tell time,time tells you..''

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    Ide čovjek ulicom i potrefi ga cigla u glavu,
    A tetka mu je iz Australije....AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
    Last edited by OkrugliGospodin; 25-03-12 at 22:20.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OkrugliGospodin View Post
    Ide čovjek ulicom i potrefi ga cigla u glavu,
    A tetka muje iz Australije....AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
    Tetka od Muja iz Australije?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad_dog_KO View Post
    Tetka od Muja iz Australije?
    Taj "vic" se ne može pokvariti pravopisom, zapravo više volio bih volio da ga nisam mogao pročitati
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    izvinjavam se spejs me zahebava
    Mjesto za Vasu reklamu !

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    prolaze 2 tigra kroz zlatarsku i sretnu vepra.
    vepar ih pita:"dje ste momci?".
    tigrovi odgovaraju:"eo malo u grad izašli".
    vepar:"ima li što zanimljivo noćas?"
    tigrovi:"ne brate smorismo se ka tigrovi"


    hahahahahahahahhahahahaha čuš tigrovi se smorili ka tigrovi.e paaa hahahahahahahah
    Last edited by pfcpfc; 27-03-12 at 08:15.

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    Došao cigo kod doktora, nešto ga stomak boli i doktor ga pregleda i veli mu: "bogomi, morate mi donijeti stolicu".
    Gleda ga cigo začuđeno i kaže "što da donesem doktore?!"
    "Stolicu!" odgovara dr.
    A na to cigo: "ku*ac ti u guzicu"!

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    Mujo nije znao dje da izvede svoju djevojku Fatu za njen rođendan :
    - Oh - kaže Fata - izvedi me na neko skupo mjesto.
    I tako Mujo izvede Fatu na benzinsku pumpu...
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Dabre eno idu kobre.
    Ko bre?
    Da bre?
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    Procitah na fb :

    Sreli se Crvena Zvezda i Cak Noris, igraci Zvezde svi u glas "O gde si Chache" a Chak "O gde si sveta prvache" o.O
    ---Chelsea Fc---

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masinac081 View Post
    Procitah na fb :

    Sreli se Crvena Zvezda i Cak Noris, igraci Zvezde svi u glas "O gde si Chache" a Chak "O gde si sveta prvache" o.O
    Ovaj treba u najbolje
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Pa ti onda ne valjaju moji vicevi a rakune gakune?
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    Nije no ti zavidim na tome kako su dobri pa ih omalovažavam. Otkrij nam izvor
    Last edited by Rakun; 29-03-12 at 12:25.
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Jednoga dana ce ti se samo pokazat kako ja dolazim do tako genijalnih viceva
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    sreli se magarac i lav, i kaze lav magarcu: dje si magarce? a magarac odgovara: dobro je mangupe

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    Otvorio slon Prodavnicu za vodovodni materijal, alate, masine i tako to, nesto slicno kao okov i kips.
    I dolazi mrav u prodavnicu i veli
    - dobar dan
    - dobar dan, izvolite sto vam je trebalo?
    - Rpp spojnica sa unutrasnjim navojem 25x3/4 (i u tom trenutku zazvoni mravu telefon) kaži? cola


    hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahah
    hahahaahahahaha
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn_Q View Post
    Otvorio slon Prodavnicu za vodovodni materijal, alate, masine i tako to, nesto slicno kao okov i kips.
    I dolazi mrav u prodavnicu i veli
    - dobar dan
    - dobar dan, izvolite sto vam je trebalo?
    - Rpp spojnica sa unutrasnjim navojem 25x3/4 (i u tom trenutku zazvoni mravu telefon) kaži? cola

    ahahahahahaha
    ovo se smijem sa gledišta pobjegulje sa mašinskog fakulteta(moja malenkost)
    Last edited by Rakun; 30-03-12 at 09:59.
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Ti znas.. Ja ne mogu da razocaram
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    Ja se vise smijem ovim vicevima nego onim ''pravim''.

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    Quote Originally Posted by etranaz View Post
    Ja se vise smijem ovim vicevima nego onim ''pravim''.
    Pa ovo i jeste pravi vic
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