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    Zasto ajkula nema rogove? ... Pa koji ce joj ku*ac

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    ahahhahahahaahhahahahaah
    You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
    ahahhahahahaahhahahahahaha
    nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

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    ‎-Sta je ciga sa narandžom u šupku?
    -Jaffa keks.
    nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

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    Pita ciga cigu ...
    - šta si radio danas ?!
    - ustao, popio kafu, jeb`o sam sestru, oprao kosu ...
    - OPRAO KOSU ?!

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    Brate odlicni su daj jos
    Dobro vece draga publiko, ja samo necu trositi reci na ove flamingose.

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    Pazi ti covjece, njemu nije cudno sto je ovaj spavao sa sestrom nego mu je najcudnije bilo sto je ovaj oprao kosu. Ja jos ne mogu da vjerujem. Sjajan vic.

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    A brate ja sam zensko ... mislim da je dosta za veceras

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    Pusti ti druze njih, ako si izgubio sad insipiraciju, sjutra ces
    Njak Njak Njak

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    Sta kaze beskucnik rodjen na carski rez???? ... Ni kuce, ni pi*ke materine

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    E ovaj je vec malo slabiji, vidi se da na silu postavljas.

    Polako, novi dan, novi vicevi.

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    Usao debil u pekaru i trazi kiflu, a prodavacica ga pita: "Hocete li sa kremom ili praznu?" debil ce na to: " nije bitno i onako ce da mi ispadne"

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    ahhahahhahhaahhahaahahahhahaah


    kako kad nema u pustinji
    nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

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    Ovaj je stvarno dobar

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    E sad stvarno dosta necu ja jos da spavam ako se setim nekog pisem

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    xaxaxax ovaj je vrh, cus svakako ce mu ispast xaxaxa
    Njak Njak Njak

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    Vidi ovog Rotflmaomg, odma da muva. Ovde se pisu vicevi, decko.
    Last edited by Mad_dog_KO; 19-10-11 at 01:49.

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    Ma kakav Beograd, Raska

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    Kako je lose, kad napises nesto, onda obrises, a svi odgovaraju na to sto si napisao...
    RoFl... javi se
    Njak Njak Njak

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    E mozda mu nije mesto ovde ali ajde neka mu bude
    Kako je Pinokio saznao da je od drveta???? ... Drkao pa se zapalio

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    nevaljali pinokio, na koliko li se samo strana pricalo o njegovom drkanju, perverznjak mali
    Njak Njak Njak

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    UAhahxahxhaxahxhaxhaxhahaaaaaaaaaaaojaxaxaxaxaxaxa xxojojaxaxaxaxaxaxmdjihaaahahahahahhhihihihihikiki kikikikkiooprcxaxaiyeah.
    Preludi ste obraza mi.
    Dobro vece draga publiko, ja samo necu trositi reci na ove flamingose.

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    Zaustavi ti nepismeni vuk crvenkapicu, pa je pita:
    -Šta to nosiš baci...
    I ona baci.
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    ajde comandosu zaletio si se sad, vicevi sve bolji od boljeg

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    Quote Originally Posted by raso_pg///m3_power View Post
    ajde comandosu zaletio si se sad, vicevi sve bolji od boljeg
    Ja sam zensko evo jedan mozda manje smesan

    Dođe vuk ispred kuće sedam jarića, kuca na vrata i kaže:
    - Otvorite vratašca, ja sam vaša majčica i nosim vam toplo mleko.
    - Ajde ne seri vuče ! Mi smo kevu poslali po pivo. jedno je NIKSICKO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Comandos View Post
    Ja sam zensko evo jedan mozda manje smesan

    Dođe vuk ispred kuće sedam jarića, kuca na vrata i kaže:
    - Otvorite vratašca, ja sam vaša majčica i nosim vam toplo mleko.
    - Ajde ne seri vuče ! Mi smo kevu poslali po pivo. jedno je NIKSICKO
    Ovaj mi dio nije bas najjasniji.

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