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    Quote Originally Posted by guest View Post
    koliko se smijes brate, zaplakaces se. znaci vic je najgori moguci , ali predpostavljam da je autor neka riba pa ono rafo da joj se smijes da joj inponuje.
    a gocetr mi je za titulu PRVI VIC CHERNIJE GOREZ
    to nije vic nego stara anegdota koja je dobila modernu verziju
    two things are infinite:
    the universe and human stupidity;
    and I'm not sure about the universe

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    Kako se zove skup policajaca i plavuša?
    - Prazan skup.
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    dje spava jagnje ?
    ispod sacha
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    K'o i uvijek gas do daske (necu urbano, ja sam ljakse)

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    Ušao Mujo u kafanu i pita konobara:
    • Imaš li pivo?
    • Imam
    • Je l' ti hladno?
    • Da, jeste.
    • Idi obuci se i donesi mi to pivo.
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    Doktore već dva puta uđem u sobu i zateknem muža da mastrurbira. Šta da radim?
    - Sledeci put kucajte.
    A man,as a general rule,owes very little to what he is born with.A man is what he makes of himself

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    Razgovaraju dva rekreativcA, pa pita prvi:
    - Đe si proveo zimovanje?
    - Prvu neđelju na Alpima.
    - A drugu neđelju?
    - U gipsu.
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Igraju dva momka basket i jedan zakuca a drugi pozvoni.

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    Zasto plavusa ima rijetke stidne dlake ?
    Na autoputu trava ne raste
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Ezel je zajebao Čak Norisa jedino on može da plače na sopstvenom grobu
    I have a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel.

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    Došao čovek koji muca do trafike:
    • Jjjjjeddddddan mmmmmmarrrlborrro!
    • Crveni ili gold? - pita prodavačica.
    • Cccccrrvennnni!
    • Meki ili tvrdi?
    • Tttttttttttvvvvvvrrddddi!
    • Kratki ili dugi?
    • Kkkkkkkkkkkkurvo!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Dosao dobar vic na CDM, proseta se dva kruga a onda ga majka upozori:
    - Bezimo, covek je u sumi!

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    If you turn a man into a fish, you will catch him for a day

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    Koje tri slatke riječi muškarac kaže ženi tokom tužne scene u ljubavnom filmu?
    -Dodaj mi kokice.
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    Idu dva *****a na kupanje,ide prvi u vodu,a drugi pita ga :
    Kakva je voda?
    Hladna kao K**** !!!
    Bjezi, skacem na guzicu!
    Tu es mon héro!

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    Dečko šalje devojci SMS:
    • Molim korisnika da se uda za mene.
    Dobija odgovor:
    • Poštovani korisniče, na Vašem računu nemate dovoljno kredita za ovu opciju!
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    Istog trena bih prešao na drugu mrežu.

    Čuo sam za izraz đevojke vaučerke, ali ovo je previše.

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    Šta osjecaš kad zvacesh FIVE???
    Osjecam da sam za te pare moga zvakat burek!
    A man,as a general rule,owes very little to what he is born with.A man is what he makes of himself

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    Šta je sreća u nesreći? Kad ti neko izmakne električnu stolicu!

    GOGA I <3 U! : )))

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    Koja je najbolja bolest na svetu?
    -Skleroza.
    Prvo, ništa ne boli, a drugo, svaki dan čuješ nešto novo …

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    Ide cojek uz nekakvo brdo, a niz brdo se kotrlja odsjecena zenska glava, a on ce na to:
    - KUD SI TI POSLA ZENSKA GLAVO!
    Tu es mon héro!

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    posla dva najbolja druga kod jelene karleuse da im ova gata a ona im rece da ne ume.. a oni: a kako kad si gatala mitru?

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    Idu dvije dlake ulicom i jednu pregazi autobus.
    druga veli : 'UF ZA DLAKU!'

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    Pitali Cigu:
    - Je li, Cigo, kako živiš?
    - Pa brate, nema struje..nema vode..nema šta da se jede..Nema šta nemam!
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    Kako se na bosanskom kaže grupnjak? - Gornja mahala, donju jahala!
    A man,as a general rule,owes very little to what he is born with.A man is what he makes of himself

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