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  1. 09-06-10, 13:03 #601
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    hvala RATM... a Emp cekamo te, znas ti gdje... obrusio bih ti ali necu pred ljudima...

    Usli rusi u berlin pred kraj rata i pljackaju, siluju. Udje jedna citava divizija u neku dvoranu, vidi zenu u jednom cosku koja vice:"Vergewaltigung mir!!!", a rusi ce na to: "Что история этой женщины!?" i ovaj jedan izvadi pistolj i BOOM!!!
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    Evo jedan vic:


    ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz..... TRAS!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gad30 View Post
    hvala RATM... a Emp cekamo te, znas ti gdje... obrusio bih ti ali necu pred ljudima...

    Usli rusi u berlin pred kraj rata i pljackaju, siluju. Udje jedna citava divizija u neku dvoranu, vidi zenu u jednom cosku koja vice:"Vergewaltigung mir!!!", a rusi ce na to: "Что история этой женщины!?" i ovaj jedan izvadi pistolj i BOOM!!!


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    Sokrat: Znam da ništa ne znam...
    Ekrem Jevrić: A đe da znaaam...

    I am so post-rock I shit sad birds.

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    Sreli se Tik Tak i Čak Noris i kaze mu Tik Tak : - Dje si Noris Čače... A ovaj mu odgovara : - Dje si Tiče Tače.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nole-NK View Post
    Sreli se Tik Tak i Čak Noris i kaze mu Tik Tak : - Dje si Noris Čače... A ovaj mu odgovara : - Dje si Tiče Tače.
    ima isti takav, samo za sok tetrapak soče tetrapače
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    i Kinže Konže
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milonja View Post
    siluju Migi, Torzo , Braco Curka, Dejo Ribar, Bosko Jankovic, Damir Ramujkic i Brano iz kamelota jednu Njemicu, i ona veli "Najn,najn" i Torzo je razumije i dovede Shomija Roganovica i Toma Jokica.... a Damir je mislio da je rekla Najs Vajs i nabaCio osmjeh na lice
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    izvini oli mi rec kako da neciji post stavim u signature ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparco View Post
    znate li kako crnogorac drzi magare u neizvjesnosti ?
    Znas li sto kaze plavusa kad widi velik k***c ?
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    Usao magarac u polje kokica, mislio da je snijeg i smrzao se!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McS View Post
    Usao magarac u polje kokica, mislio da je snijeg i smrzao se!
    A kako se beru te kokice?
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    vozi se osam ljudi u fici... i presli tako 50 km, niko nista ne progovara... odjednom kaze vozac... a nas osam nikako nije moglo stati u ficu to je nerazumno, neka izadju petorica e fica ne moze vise od troje da vozi... izadju oni... ode fica...
    kaze ovaj jedan, ajmo mi u ladu moga tate... ja cu da vozim... sjede on i dolazi BrrrRRrrrrrmmm
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    ko rano rani tri boda Ghani!
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    $ede 3 psihijatra za kompjuter, a četvrti se isto praxa na CDM forum...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cvxcomputers View Post
    $ede 3 "dokotra za lude" (psihijatra), a četvrti se isto praxa na CDM forum...
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to cvxcomputers again.
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    idu dva balona pustinjom, veli jedan pazi kaktussssssssssssssss, a drugi veli sad mi recheeeeeeee
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    nije "recheeeeee" nego "kažešššššššššššššššš"
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    nije nego je fora ovo sad si mi rekaaaaaaaaa ;p
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    a izvini. moja greska...
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    Idu dvije loptice za stoni tenis kroz pustinju i veli ova jedna pazi kaktussssssssssssssss, a veli ova druga ne mlati nijesmo mi baloni.
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    Kom opanci Tom i Dzeri...
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    Ima jedan dobar vic, maloprije sam ga chuo

    idu dva kondoma pustinjom i veli jedan pazi kaktusssssssss a veli ovaj drugi nisam na penisssssssssss!!


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    ma sjajan je!
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    idu kokoska i kokot ulicom
    i kokosku zgazi auto
    a kokot ni 5 ni 6 vec 7
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    ne znam jel bio, prastajte ako jes.

    siluju 2 engleza njemicu, ona vice "najn, najn" i dodje jos 7 engleza.
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