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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    Taj je tek odlican
    Mada ima verzija kad je bio 1 Kanadjanin,2 Engleza,3 Amerikanca,1 Irac i 2 Novozelandjanina i sad ova vice NAJN,NAJN,a oni stadose,prebrojase da ih je vec 9 i nastavise da je siluju

    ima isto 1 kanadjanin, 1 novoislandjanin, 1 velshanin, 1 amer, 1 irac, 1 shkot, 1 australijanac, 1 holandjanin i 1 danac
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    Ima kad su bili: 1 kanadjanin,1 sjeverni irac, 1 englez, 1 velsanin, 1 skot, 1 norvezanin, 1 holandjanin,1 belgijanac i 1 grk
    Isto ih je bilo 9,a ona je trazila 9,ahahah
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    ajmo neki drugi vic da obradjujemo, za ovaj smo zakljuchno sa tvojim postom iscrpili sve varijante
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    nije bio onaj kad su bila 2 amera, 2 engleza, 2 skota, 2 irca, 2 australijanca, ona vice "Najn, najn!". a ovi se zbunjeno gledaju i pitaju je pa sta oces 9 nas je

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    ali ne, ima kada 5 njemaca siluju njemicu, i ona vice "najn najn" a oni joj kazu jbg ga, ne razumijemo engleski, i nastavise da je siluju.

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    Nije ni ovaj bio:
    Bio 1 iz Antigua-e and Barbuda-e,1 sa Bahamas,1 iz Belize-a,bila 2 sa Fiji-a i 3 iz Lesotho-a i ona vice NAJN,NAJN,a dolazi 1 sa Marshall Islands-a,a oni mu kazu,krEalju sto ces ti ovdje,vec nas je 9
    A da je ovaj sa Marshall Islands-a znao da broji,znao bih da ih je 8,a ne 9 i da je on mogao da upadne
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    ali nije znao, to vidio englez koji zna da broji i on upade umjesto njega
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    A ima i onaj kad 5 njemaca siluju engleskinju i ona vice najn,najn,i oni se pokupise i odose
    Raise my hammer,take my aim

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    a ima i onaj kad 8 engleza siluju engleskinju i ona se dere najn najn i dolazi deveti Ekrem Jevric sa posla.

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    Siluje chak noris davida guettu i dere se-vidis da ti nista nije trebala ona prica the world is mine-
    Raise my hammer,take my aim

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    i veli mu onda guetta "NAJN NAJN", i dovede cak noris 9 njemaca da ga i oni siluju

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    caku norisu ne treba 9 nemaca
    Play for that money boys, play for that money, fuckin' money

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    cak noris je 9 njemaca
    History comes to life when you get involved and do it yourself.

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    nemojte vishe krsta vam
    Ne, ne, ne, mis nije Tom, Jerry je Tom, a mis je Jerry!


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    oooo gromovi munjeee oooo presveta kleopatro
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    ooooo boze, ooooo
    Play for that money boys, play for that money, fuckin' money

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    siluje ekrem njemicu i pjeva kuca poso,a njemica mu kaze najn najn,i on otpjeva devet puta tu pjesmu

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    Ide mracnom ulicom njemica i razmislja, sto ako bi me neko sad uhvatio i silovao, u toliko se zaustavi kombi pored nje sa 9 engleza i izadje jedan i krenu prema njemici, a on ona kako to vidje u strahu poce da se vraca unazad i vice "najn, najn" a ovaj englez joj kaze izvini "kan ju šou mi d vej tu d mjuziam"?

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    A kad je siluju 12 Engleza i Boki 13?
    "Ti ne budi ništa!", rekao mi je Bog kad me stvorio.

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    A ima i onaj kad 8 Engleza siluju Njemicu i ona se dere najn najn i dovede jos 8 Njemica i onda bude vise Njemica nego Engleza.
    You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go...

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    Siluju 8 njemaca engleskinju a njoj malo pa kaze `najn, najn` a oni kazu: okle ti znas njemacki?

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    siluju Migi, Torzo , Braco Curka, Dejo Ribar, Bosko Jankovic, Damir Ramujkic i Brano iz kamelota jednu Njemicu, i ona veli "Najn,najn" i Torzo je razumije i dovede Shomija Roganovica i Toma Jokica.... a Damir je mislio da je rekla Najs Vajs i nabaCio osmjeh na lice

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    Siluju Rus, Chechen, Azerbejdzanac, Finac, Makedonac, Papa, Crnogorac , Ganac, Hrvat, Srbin, Bosanac, Austrijanac, Poljak, Holandjanin, Togoazanin, Norvezanin, Austrijac, Novo Zelandjanin, Kubanac, Albanac, Armenac, Bjelorus, Belgijanac, Bugarin, Kipranin, Cheh, Danac, Francuz, Grk, Mađar i Irac jednu Njemicu, i sad ona viche "najn najn!!" a dolaze josh Italijan, Islandjanin, Moldavac, Portugalac, Slovenac, Shvajcarac, Ukrajinac, Egipcanin i Japanac.
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    dosle cetiri dobre pi*ke nemice da siluju 13 engleza a oni vicu: najn, najn i one odose
    Dosta njih voli i kokain da se ne lazemo

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