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    Prastajte ako je bio.

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    Sta radi Cak Noris na zabjelo?
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    Kako se zove vagina Danice Drashkovic?
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    Dosao Britanac u americki geto i srijece ga crnac i veli: Did ju kam hir tu daj? Britanac odgovara: Nou, aj kejm hir jesterdaj.
    Last edited by Comodo; 02-06-10 at 19:28.
    You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Comodo View Post
    Dosao Britanac u americki geto i srijece ga crnac i veli: Did ju kam hir tu daj? Britanac odgovara: Nou, aj kejm hir jesterdej.
    irac ne britanac
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    Quote Originally Posted by Comodo View Post
    Nou, aj kejm hir jesterdej.
    jestrdAj...

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    Quote Originally Posted by darijan View Post
    jestrdAj...
    Evo editovah. Dobro si.

    Quote Originally Posted by DIDI View Post
    irac ne britanac
    Kako god.
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    evo jedan prefabrikovani, da vidimo da li prolazi...

    pita englez njemca nasred Trafalgar skvera "ver du ju kam from, d dzrmani?"
    a njemac odgovara "nou, aj kam from zi dzrmani"

    ...
    how's that for you, stupid enough??
    Do you boys have any money for this expedition?

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    najgori vic
    Ne, ne, ne, mis nije Tom, Jerry je Tom, a mis je Jerry!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wlad87 View Post
    evo jedan prefabrikovani, da vidimo da li prolazi...

    pita englez njemca nasred Trafalgar skvera "ver du ju kam from, d dzrmani?"
    a njemac odgovara "nou, aj kam from zi dzrmani"

    ...
    how's that for you, stupid enough??

    uvatila 4 engleza da siluju jednu njemicu.. i sad ona viche "Najn najn!"
    I oni dovedu josh petoricu...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IJa View Post
    najgori vic
    oke oke, ne moze bas svaki da bude najbolji :razz: mozda imas malo previsoka ocekivanja od jednog topica na ovom forumu :razz: :razz:
    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn_Q View Post
    uvatila 4 engleza da siluju jednu njemicu.. i sad ona viche "Najn najn!"
    I oni dovedu josh petoricu...
    ima jos jedna verzija: silovali 5 engleza jednu njemicu, i ona vice "najn najn!"

    ...I oni dovedose jos cetvoricu
    Do you boys have any money for this expedition?

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    A ima i jos jedna verzija: silovali 6 engleza njemicu, i ona vice "najn najn!" i oni joj kazu ne seri da mozes jos 3 da izdrzis, ali kad ti je to zelja onda aj, i dovedu tu 3. I tako...

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    A ima i ona verzija kad 10 engleza siluju njemicu,i ona viče "najn..najn", i jedan mrčo od njih ode doma.

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    a ima josh jedna verzija i ja mislim da je to zadnja verzija, kad nijedan englez siluje njemicu i ona viche "najn najn" i onda taj nijedan dovede josh devetoricu..
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    a 2 engleza?
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparco View Post
    a 2 engleza?

    nisam siguran ima li za 2 engleza ali sad chuh mozda najbolju verziju kad je siluje -9 engleza.. I ona viche "najn najn!" ovi dovode +9 engleza i onda je siluje 0 engleza.
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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahah kuku kakav kretenizam se nacinje od vica hahahahahahaha extra
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    A ima i verzija kada samo 1 englez siluje njemicu, i ona vice "najn najn", a on joj opali samarcinu i vice, sto je kurv* nisam ti samo ja dovoljan, i nastavi jace da je siluje.

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    ima i ona verzija kad david gueta siluje nemicu i dodje chuck norris i veli mu: stari, sto ce ti ona prica the world is mine?
    Dosta njih voli i kokain da se ne lazemo

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    haha. liquido svaka cast!!! bas sam se nasmijao!! :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:

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    ahahahahaha liquido
    Ne, ne, ne, mis nije Tom, Jerry je Tom, a mis je Jerry!


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    Liquido majstore,svaka cast

    Samo da se nadovezem,7 Australijanaca siluju Njemicu i ona vice NAJN,NAJN i oni dovedu jos dvojicu!

    Primijeticete da je ovo potpuno novi vic i da su umjesto Engleza sad su Australijanci
    MICHAEL, THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR LIFE WITH US!

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    a niko nije ispricao onu verziju kad je silovalo 8 srba njemicu i ona vice "Najn, najn"! Oni svi uglas "nema nas devet nego 8". a ona ce njima - "Na piiip vas nosam"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    Liquido majstore,svaka cast

    Samo da se nadovezem,7 Australijanaca siluju Njemicu i ona vice NAJN,NAJN i oni dovedu jos dvojicu!

    Primijeticete da je ovo potpuno novi vic i da su umjesto Engleza sad su Australijanci
    isti vic samo su bila 2 kanadjana, 1 englez, 3 amerikanca, 2 irca i 1 novozelandjanin.. i sad viche ova "najn najn" a oni nikoga ne dovode vec nastavljaju da je siluju jer ih je vec 9..
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    Taj je tek odlican
    Mada ima verzija kad je bio 1 Kanadjanin,2 Engleza,3 Amerikanca,1 Irac i 2 Novozelandjanina i sad ova vice NAJN,NAJN,a oni stadose,prebrojase da ih je vec 9 i nastavise da je siluju
    MICHAEL, THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR LIFE WITH US!

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