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    Quote Originally Posted by Masinac081 View Post
    3. Zaustavlja policajac pun auto napusenih narkomana i oni se dogovore da se prave normalni i policajac kaze "Dobar dan, imate li droge" a ova dvojica sa zadnjeg sjedista "Neeeeeeee zezaj da imas" hahah (ovaj treba shvatit,jaci je kad se prica) hahaha

    wtf?
    Ne shvatam?
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    oces reci masinac , izadjite da duvate, a oni ne seeeeeeeeeri da imas
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    Ne nego ovako kako sam napisao
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    Prije ce bit ovako kao sto je Sparko rekao, jer ovako kao sto je Masinac rekao, nema bas ali bas nikakvog smisla

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    Ao, a to je tkz pitanje-ponuda ,nego to ocigledno neki mozgovi sa foruma nmg da shvate

    Npr: Imas li para,koliko ti treba... itd....... Pffffffff
    ---Chelsea Fc---

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    ja ovaj od mašinca mogu da protumačim kao htjeli su narkomani da budu normalni i da kažu da nemaju drogu i ono "Neeeeeeee..(i tu pokleknuše i nastaviše sa) zezaj da imaš.."
    valjda

    edit: eo mašinac je objasnio da je fora u "pitanje-ponuda" tako da moja teorija pade u vodu
    Last edited by Emp; 20-05-10 at 15:28.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masinac081 View Post
    Ao, a to je tkz pitanje-ponuda ,nego to ocigledno neki mozgovi sa foruma nmg da shvate

    Npr: Imas li para,koliko ti treba... itd....... Pffffffff
    O cemu ti to
    Policajac je dirty i trazi drogu od gradjana,ako sam ovo dobro razumio :???:
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    Kuku kralja.... Policajac je pitao imaju li drogu! A oni su protumacili da im nudi drogu,shvatas
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    I ne bas
    Sto ih policajac to pita?Zar ne bi trebalo da on kaznjava ljude koji imaju drogu i koji se drogiraju,a umjesto toga on im trazi drogu da se on drogira...
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    najgori vic...
    Ne, ne, ne, mis nije Tom, Jerry je Tom, a mis je Jerry!


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    hahahahhahaahahahahah ovih par postova unazad su najbolji vicevi

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    Jakuza aj odmori malo pa opet procitaj vic!!!!!!!!
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    Vazi brate
    Valjda cu ga kasnije razumjet' :sad:
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    Mashinac, ja sam shvatio tvoj vic.. Bash je losh ali sam ga shvatio..
    (╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻

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    Sve u svemu, sasvim odgovarajuće ime teme za taj vic.Pun pogodak!

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    Naduvala se dva orla i sad jedan u'vati da leti ledjno, a drugi leti normalno.. I sad ovaj shto leti ledjno veli ovome shto leti normalno:
    - "Pitaj me zasto letim ovako.."
    - "Boli me uvo!"
    - "Pitaj me molim te, zasto letim ovako!"
    - "Ma, boli me ***** zashto letish tako!"
    - "Ali kad te molim, pitaj me zasto letim ovako!"
    - "Dobro, zasto letis tako?!"
    - "A ne pitaj breteee..."
    (╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masinac081 View Post
    Kuku kralja.... Policajac je pitao imaju li drogu! A oni su protumacili da im nudi drogu,shvatas
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sad shvatam.
    On ih je zaustavio i pitao,parafraziram,imate li kakvu drogu,a oni su mislili da ih pita ako nemaju on ce im pozajmit',ahahahahaahahhahahahaaha...prejako....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn_Q View Post
    Naduvala se dva orla i sad jedan u'vati da leti ledjno, a drugi leti normalno.. I sad ovaj shto leti ledjno veli ovome shto leti normalno:
    - "Pitaj me zasto letim ovako.."
    - "Boli me uvo!"
    - "Pitaj me molim te, zasto letim ovako!"
    - "Ma, boli me ***** zashto letish tako!"
    - "Ali kad te molim, pitaj me zasto letim ovako!"
    - "Dobro, zasto letis tako?!"
    - "A ne pitaj breteee..."
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah aha!
    Ја чекам посао али волим ову земљу!



    А што пијем кад ми шкоди
    ко ће кући да ме води?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sad shvatam.
    On ih je zaustavio i pitao,parafraziram,imate li kakvu drogu,a oni su mislili da ih pita ako nemaju on ce im pozajmit',ahahahahaahahhahahahaaha...prejako....
    Haha priznaj da si odspavao malo
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    Došla tikvica u restoran i pita je konobar:
    "izvolite što cete naručit?"
    a tikvica odg;"dajte mi punjene tikvice"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masinac081 View Post
    Haha priznaj da si odspavao malo
    A nisam nego ja malo sporije kapiram,sori stEari,izmaltretirah te...
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    Najgori vic koji sam ikad u zhivotu prochitao

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    Boj na Kosovu.

    Milos Obilic se preda i sprovedu ga do Murata.
    Pretresu ga Turci naravno i razoruzaju, ali Milos sacuva jedan efektan bodez.

    U jednom trenutku razgovora, Milos izvadi bodez i proburazi Murata.

    Murat na izdisaju ga priupita - " Pa pobogu Milose zasto si to uradio?"
    Milos - " Ako znam, valjda tako treba..."

    hahahahaha odlican je,samo ga treba shvatit'...
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    prelaze slon i komarac granicu
    slon ima pasos a komarac nema
    komarac ce slonu aj mi daj pasos ti ces se nekako provuci
    ...i carobni lik mlade zene u srcu sacuv'o sam svom...

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    ima i drugi uzme mrav pasos, i dodju na granicu, da on cariniku, carinik u jednom trenu pita a ovaj tvoj drug,
    mrav se okrene ka slonu i kaze koji drug , ovo ? carinik veli e,a mrav nije mi to drug no sendvic za usput
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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