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    Quote Originally Posted by kenneth View Post
    Ali ovo je super-kratak i ultra-glup vic

    eee ali nisi nam dozvolio da prokomentarishemo kako je mozda gluplji nego shto bi trebao da bude, odnosno nije ni glup vec je samo priglup i josh si nam drsko rekao da od*****o, mislim stvarno
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    E al' tebi nisam rekao da odjebeš

    Da se vratimo na temu... Pazite copy/paste sa jednog blog-a...
    -Idu 2 indijanca. Jedan padne u rupu a drugi se zove ĐO.
    If you turn a man into a fish, you will catch him for a day

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenneth View Post
    E al' tebi nisam rekao da odjebeš

    Da se vratimo na temu... Pazite copy/paste sa jednog blog-a...
    -Idu 2 indijanca. Jedan padne u rupu a drugi se zove ĐO.


    Idu dva kukuruza ulicom i sad ovome jednome pocheshe da otpadaju ona zrna ali kako je bila nekakva zajebancija taj dan on skoro i ne primijeti, i kad ovaj drugi vidje da i njemu neshto nedostaje uzviknu "kokichar! kokichar!"
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    Bili Mujo i Haso!
    "Ti ne budi ništa!", rekao mi je Bog kad me stvorio.

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    e ovo se pretvara u temu bolesni vicevi

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    Zaglavio Marko Kraljevic na komp cijeli dan, ulazi mu majka u sobu i govori:
    -Ostavi se sinko cetovanja!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DR-little-man View Post
    e ovo se pretvara u temu bolesni vicevi

    Idu 2 kokoshke ulicom, i jedna cijela razcherupana a ova druga ima svako pero! I ovoj razcherupanoj neshto prizimi i kaze ovoj pernatoj "kolko cesh mi uzet za 3-4 pera?" a ova joj odgovara "pa KO KO dash"...
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    idu dva coeka ulicom, i padne glava zene ispred njih, dokotrlja se, i jedan dize ruke i vice, ajde zenska glavo, dje ces ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparco View Post
    idu dva coeka ulicom, i padne glava zene ispred njih, dokotrlja se, i jedan dize ruke i vice, ajde zenska glavo, dje ces ?
    Ne tako

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    kotrlja se zhenska glava niz brdo,dolazi Kralj Nikola ushtopuje je, i veli joj (rashirenih ruku) "ku`cesh zhenska glavo"


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    A:Naprijed partizani naprijed! Što se niste obrijali?
    B:Ma mi smo četnici!
    A:Naprijed četnici!
    B:Ma šalimo se mi smo ustaše!
    A:Alo nemoj da vam zovem Kecmana! ))

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    Kako je nastalo ime Miljan?
    -Milan otisao kod babe u zetu

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    Quote Originally Posted by zinabo View Post
    A:Naprijed partizani naprijed! Što se niste obrijali?
    B:Ma mi smo četnici!
    A:Naprijed četnici!
    B:Ma šalimo se mi smo ustaše!
    A:Alo nemoj da vam zovem Kecmana! ))
    Ovaj je bash dobrar...

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    Što ima četiri noge i ruku?
    Sretni pitbull

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    Cao ja sam Radojka
    cao ja sam otiso
    Bongiorno Italia bongiorno Maria
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    dobar dan.
    -dobar dan
    jeste li vi golub pismonosa
    -ja sam, izvolite shto ste trebali
    kakva si ti dzukela!
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    vozi krava biciklo ulicom.. i vozi ona vozi.. kad odjednom zapadoshe joj za oko 3 slona kako $ede na zicu, ono ka' ptice.. stade krava, gleda ih, gleda.. i veli "E svashta!"..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn_Q View Post
    vozi krava biciklo ulicom.. i vozi ona vozi.. kad odjednom zapadoshe joj za oko 3 slona kako $ede na zicu, ono ka' ptice.. stade krava, gleda ih, gleda.. i veli "E svashta!"..
    :lolblue::lolblue: odlican :-D +rep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nole-NK View Post
    :lolblue::lolblue: odlican :-D +rep
    hvala hvala

    Postavili partizani zasjedu njemcima u shumu i $eli da ih cekaju..
    Pripremili se oni, repetirali pushke, namjestili se, chekaju chitav dan ali njemaca nidje.. veli jedan "da im se nije shto desilo?"
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    - Koja je razlika izmezu ježa i ježice?
    - ???
    - Jež ima jednu bodlju više.




    - Tata, što se dogodi kada uhvate nekoga ko je opljačkao banku.
    - Ćuti sine i trči.
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    Sto pjeva Ekrem Jevric kad dobije otkaz....???
    Kuca,kuca,kuca,kuca....
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    Igraju dvije podmornice klikera u pustinju i prilazi im frizider:
    -"Mogu li ja da igram sa vama?"
    -"Ha, frizider koji prica..."
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    Idu 2 najveca lopova na svijet ulicom, a obojici je ime Luciano Moggi.
    If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you're no longer a racing driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn_Q View Post
    Postavili partizani zasjedu njemcima u shumu i $eli da ih cekaju..
    Pripremili se oni, repetirali pushke, namjestili se, chekaju chitav dan ali njemaca nidje.. veli jedan "da im se nije shto desilo?"
    hahahaha +rep
    Ne, ne, ne, mis nije Tom, Jerry je Tom, a mis je Jerry!


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    Dogovorila se dva spermatozoida da se nadju, da iskoche malo i sad jedan spermatozoid cheka ovoga drugoga koji kasni.. i nema ovoga drugoga, nema, nema.. i ovome dosadi da cheka i okrenu ga na telefon..
    -"alo! dje si vishe!?"
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    Nzm jesu li bila ali evo tri:


    1.Upali cetnici u jednu kuci i tamo zatekli samo baba i kazu "Baba baba reci dje su partizani" a baba "Dje su partizani"

    2.Zaustavlja policajac narkomane u auto i kaze "Jeste li pili sto,ajte ovamo da duvate" a oni "Mi nebismo ,sad smo duvali"

    3. Zaustavlja policajac pun auto napusenih narkomana i oni se dogovore da se prave normalni i policajac kaze "Dobar dan, imate li droge" a ova dvojica sa zadnjeg sjedista "Neeeeeeee zezaj da imas" hahah (ovaj treba shvatit,jaci je kad se prica) hahaha
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