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    -Izvolite.
    -Prijateljica mi ima rođendan, nema dečka već dugo, pa bih je htio iznenaditi. Koliko vam košta ovaj vibrator?
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    -Ništa, daćete mi kondome, j*baću je ja ako bude htjela.
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    -Zete, dolazi u bolnicu, porađa ti se supruga, otvorila se tri prsta!
    -Nije to ništa, takvu ste mi je i dali.
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    ahahahahaahahahahaah

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to KRKNA again.
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    -Zete, dolazi u bolnicu, porađa ti se supruga, otvorila se tri prsta!
    -Nije to ništa, takvu ste mi je i dali.
    Prejako

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    Zena priča kako je vodila maltezerku na parenje.
    Komsija:
    -Da li je u ceranju?
    -Ne, ne, parila se dobrovoljno!
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    - Kakva je u krevetu, a?
    - Makse, je8e se preko kuPca.
    Svaki dan je dobar za upiranje.

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    Je li bilo, ako je bilo, mssm, evo ga opet

    Nije lako, ali je jako rođaci.

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    Sto radi kisa na Konik?

    Rominja



    p9lite

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    Dosao mali Niksicanin sa majkom u Blok V kod tetke na slavu i sa balkona vidi hram!! I veliiiii "ha-ha-haaaa vidi Ostrog na livadu"

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    Brate, taj je već za kategoriju za sebe.

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    Kako pravoslavci čestitaju katolički Božić?
    Hristos se rodi, prijevremeno!

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    Ko je vas poznavao, ni pakao mu neće teško pasti...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronx-PG View Post
    Dosao mali Niksicanin sa majkom u Blok V kod tetke na slavu i sa balkona vidi hram!! I veliiiii "ha-ha-haaaa vidi Ostrog na livadu"
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    Poslano sa mog Redmi Note 3 koristeći Tapatalk
    this time next year...

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    Noć. Beba se budi u susjednoj sobi i počinje da plače.
    Žena: Ti sada idi.
    On: Naravno, ljubavi.

    *Pali auto, odlazi.

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    Dragi Djeda Mraze, ove godine mi za poklon donesi samo dva jaja; da kompletiram onaj poklon od prošle godine. Hvala

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    Quote Originally Posted by McS View Post
    Dragi Djeda Mraze, ove godine mi za poklon donesi samo dva jaja; da kompletiram onaj poklon od prošle godine. Hvala
    haha
    Što bi braća Ameri rekli
    "it is funny because it is true"
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    Quote Originally Posted by McS View Post
    Dragi Djeda Mraze, ove godine mi za poklon donesi samo dva jaja; da kompletiram onaj poklon od prošle godine. Hvala
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to McS again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donni_brasko View Post
    Kako pravoslavci čestitaju katolički Božić?
    Hristos se rodi, prijevremeno!

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    ima i verzija 2:
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    Zasto je Mojsije preveo Jevreje preko mora?
    Bilo ga je stid da ih provede kroz grad
    - Smrt fasizmu baba
    - I tebi sinko, i tebi

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    Indijanci otkrili izgubljenog Kolumba u moru

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    - Može Badnjak?
    - Koji ćete?
    - Za Toyotu Yaris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KRKNA View Post
    - Može Badnjak?
    - Koji ćete?
    - Za Toyotu Yaris.

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    Hahahahahahahahah

    Za naprijed ili pozadi
    - Smrt fasizmu baba
    - I tebi sinko, i tebi

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    Kako se zove stari kamion sa bliskog istoka???

    -Mesopotamić

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    Kako se zove djeciji hor sa Zemuna?
    Kalibri

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    Hhahahhhhahahahhhhahahahahahahaha. Aaaa.

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