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    dosta i nemoj vise

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    Što radi crnac u polju?
    - SVE
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    Upoznavali se Dzejms Bond i Zan Klod Van Dam : - Ja sam Bond,Dzejms Bond.A radi ovaj : - Ja sam Dam,Van Dam,Klod Van Dam,Zan Klod Van Dam.


    Koja je razlika izmedju mosta i zileta ? Pa ajde ti se obrij mostom


    Ova dva mozda i nisu toliko glupa ali su odlicna :
    Stoji mali debil pored prozora i kaze : - Mama,mama sta je ono ?- Krava... - A dje ?


    Jede mali debil supu i pita majku : -Mama sta je ovo zeleno u tanjir ? - Sine to je persun,to je zdravo... A debil poce da mase prema tanjiru : - Zdravoooo
    :yipiiii:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nole-NK View Post
    Ova dva mozda i nisu toliko glupa ali su odlicna




    precijenio si ih
    (╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻

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    idu dva momka ul slobode jedan je zgodan drugi je isto sa SPR-a

    hahhahahaha
    ...i carobni lik mlade zene u srcu sacuv'o sam svom...

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    daj aktivirajte se malo nisam odavno cuo neki dobar glup vic zadnji je sa bred pitom,jos uvjek se smijem kad ga nekom ispricam :yipiiii:


    Kakva je razlika izmedju zeca i kupusa???
    -jelen ima rogove :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:


    šta je to malo crno na grani i ničeg se ne boji...
    vrana sa mitraljezom :joint:

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    kad sam cuo ovaj nosili su me,bukvalno su me nosili
    2:37

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    Quote Originally Posted by DR-little-man View Post
    kad sam cuo ovaj nosili su me,bukvalno su me nosili
    2:37
    nista gluplje i losije odradjeno nisam cuo i vidio:shock:

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    A i taj za zeca i zvizdanje se moze svrstati u antiku

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTwister View Post
    A i taj za zeca i zvizdanje se moze svrstati u antiku
    7godina as far as I know
    -->*-TRIATLON PG!-*<--

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    Dosao muž kuci I rekao ženi: Tetovirao sam se.
    Ona: sta???jesi li lud? A šta si tetovirao I dje?
    On: tetovirao sam 100 eura na ku*ac
    Ona: sta???a zasto budalo?
    On: kao prvo,zato sto volim kad mi budžet raste,kao drugo zato sto volim da se igram sa parama i kao trece,mozes da dodjes da mi trazis 100 eura kad god hoces!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    obicno mi dugacki vicevi otvaraju glavu :mrgreen:

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    @klemper
    promasio si temu


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    Ulazi covek u trgovinu i unutra situacija: prodavacica place, ispricava se svim silama, a covjek stoji pored pulta i vice:
    - "Pizda ti materina, u zivotu necu krociti ovamo. Ima da se zalim gazdi ima da letis sa posla jesi li me cula...", i izleti van.
    Ovaj koji je upravo usao pridje devojci, a ova
    cim ga primjeti pocne brisati suze i uz usiljen osmeh kaze:
    - "Izvolite..."
    Covjek je pita jel treba pomoc ili sta, a ona sa osmjehom odgovara:
    - "Neka hvala sve je u redu izvolite..."
    - "Mogu li dobiti jednu kovertut?"
    - "Svakako koja velicina imamo standardne, vece, manje..."
    - "Obicnu molim vas."
    - "A koju boju imamo plave, zute, crvene, bijele, zelene, narandzaste..."
    - "Molim vas dajte plavu ali brze posto autobus samo sto nije krenuo, zakasnicu..."
    - "A koju plavu, imamo parisko plave, blijedo, tamno, morsko plavu..."
    - "Molim te obicnu plavu ali brze..."
    - "A koji oblik, imamo u obliku srca, trokuta, kruga..."
    - "Molim vas obicnu cetverokutnui kovertu ali brze autobus vec krece..."
    Donese plavu kovertu i kaze:
    - "A da vam ne treba mozda markica?"
    - "Treba, daj jednu," i gleda autobus kako odlazi...
    - "A za unutarnji ili vanjski promet?"
    - "Unutarnji molim vas."
    - "A koju cete: imamo sa likom ljudi, zivotinje, razne prirodne ljepote, znakove..."
    - "Molim vas - brze - dajte zivotinju."
    - "A koju cete, imamo: sisare, ptice, gmizavce..."
    - "Molim vas ptice..."
    - "Imamo grabljivice, selice, letace..."
    - "Molim vas - grabljivicu - ali brzo!!!"
    - "A imamo orla, sokola, lesinara, ..."
    - "Molim vas orla..."
    - "A imamo surog, americkog..."
    - "Molim vas surog orla..."
    - "A imamo ga kako hrani mlade, kako leti, kako sjedi u gnijezdu..."
    - "Dajte kako leti molim vas...."
    - "A imam kako leti iznad kanjona, iznad mora, ..."
    - "Dajte bilo koji sto prije..."
    U tome trenutku ulazi unutra covek sa pocetka ovog vica i nosi - ***** u ruci! Prilazi pultu, pogleda prodavacicu i baci ***** na pult i kaze:
    - "EVO, ***** TI MATERINA, ZA OVAKVO ***** MI TREBA WC PAPIRA!"
    MICHAEL, THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR LIFE WITH US!

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    -Koja je slicnost izmedju jevreja i istrosenih automobilskih guma?
    -I jedni i drugi vrishte na pun gas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loverclocker View Post

    Jesam li ja to opet nesto pogrijesio :sad:
    MICHAEL, THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR LIFE WITH US!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    Jesam li ja to opet nesto pogrijesio :sad:
    Glupi i kratki vicevi

    I am so post-rock I shit sad birds.


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    E jbg drugari nisam vidio :sad:
    Nadam se da cete naci nacin da mi oprostite
    MICHAEL, THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR LIFE WITH US!

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    ma samo da ti sačuvamo vrijeme jer niko nece procitat post...
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    E steta...
    Ne znam kako cu zaspat' nocas :sad:
    Bas niko nece procitat' post? :sad:
    MICHAEL, THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR LIFE WITH US!

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    ne...siguran sam...
    -->*-TRIATLON PG!-*<--

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    Eo ja sam prochitao, sad cesh lakshe zaspat...
    #fakenews

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    E super Medo,hvala ti
    Je li ti se svidio?
    Kad bi samo postojala opcija da izbrisem post i da ga ponovo postujem u drugu temu,ali to je neizvodljivo :sad:
    MICHAEL, THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR LIFE WITH US!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakuza View Post
    Kad bi samo postojala opcija da izbrisem post i da ga ponovo postujem u drugu temu,ali to je neizvodljivo :sad:
    nadam se da se salis

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