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    Dobio Novak Djokovic sina. 6:3, 6:4!

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    Đevojka i momak, neznanci, u liftu:
    - 'oćeš gore ili dolje?
    - polako, jadna, što ti je, tek smo se sreli...
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Šetaju mrav i slon gradom
    I sad neko zakači mrava ramenom i on se okrenu i veli
    - a gledaj kuda ideš jeba te pas!
    a veli slon
    - brate, znaš li ko je ovo bio?
    - e?
    - Vanja Calovic

    hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhaha hahah :lolblue:
    (╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻

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    ^^^ ne mogu ti dat +rep ali me upiši tamo na recku, dodjem ti.
    Neka ga ne mari....

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    Hahahahahahha, vic izviše, neprevazidjen!

    Saopstava djevojka momku: "Ljubavii moja, trudna sam ti. Što bi tı volio da bude?"
    Momak: " Vic. "

    I jos jedan na sličnu temu.. Kako se zove muškarac koji ne koristi kondom? Tata.

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    Ako je bio prastajte.

    Kako se sad zovu Mugici?

    Kiljani ☺

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    Veli cigo: Prvo si mi bila sestra,pa si mi bila zena,sad si mi tasta

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    Sta je pevao Ekrem Jevrić kada je bio mali?
    Od kuće do škole, od škole do kuce…

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    ispred kuće jednog ciganina stoji natpis prodajem čumur naidju neki ljudi i pitaju ciganče isred kuće što piše čumur umjesto ćumur a on kaže nisam ja to pisao nego čale

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    u kafani covjek zove konobara i pita sto mi je ova dlaka u casi tocenog piva, konobar odgovara nije to dlaka to je crta. Pa sto ne sipas do crte pizda ti materina

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    Što pjeva ***** đevojci?
    -Lutko,ja sam rešen da ti večno brata krešem.

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    Idu dvije babe ulicom .......... I odose!

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    I ti ces brzo da odes :-)

    poslato paukom
    istrajan budi.

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    Tko rano postane otac taj ne skida
    najlon ni sa hrenovke.


    On: Hocemo se igrati silovanja?
    Ona: NE!
    On: Aha! Vec smo poceli

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    Peric : tata, ajmo prodat mamu.
    Tata : zašto sine ?
    Perica : ja više ne sisem a ti više ne je**š.


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    Otišla baba na trafiku da kupi dopunu i kaže: "Jedna dopuna za moju unuku".
    Prodavačica: "Od"?
    Baba: "Od babe Stojanke za unuku Jovanu".


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    Pita ***** jabuku:
    • Hoćeš da se udaš za mene?
    A jabuka će na to:
    • Fuj! Bljak! Neću, ti smrdiš!
    I dođe čovek i pojede jabuku, a ***** će:
    • Čekaću te mala na dnu kanala!


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    Igraju dvije babe fudbal.
    Dodje treca i ugasi Sony.
    :indecisiveness:

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    Mujo: Al me izjeba ovaj Manchester na kaladionici
    Fata: I mene je Milan
    Mujo: Gdje ti je listic?
    Fata: Nije mi ostavio listic

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    Nemam pojma, možda je bio... U stilu Glenn_q-a


    Posvadjaju se mrav i crv i mrav ga premlati, kaže crv: sad ćeš ga vidjet kad ti dovedem nekoga... Dolazi crv sa stonogom i pita ona mrava: ti si taj što je izbio mojega druga crva? Veli mrav: jesam a ko si ti? Kaže ona: što ko sam ja, dako te napunim noga...
    Neka ga ne mari....

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    A mrav onda pozove slona i slon napuni noga crva

    Poslato sa super-moćne pisaće mašine Galaxy S4 x2
    -> Forma za naručivanje online stvari <-

    Bugi Vugi tapši Raduj se!

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    Dvije muhe

    Sijede dvije muhe u kafani i jedu go vna.Jedna pita drugu:
    -A sto ne jedes i luk?
    -Necu da mi smrdi iz usta!

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    Jesu li muve sijede ili sjede?:acne:
    Neka ga ne mari....

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    Ja znam, ja znam!
    I respect your wrong opinion.
    Lukaj

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