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    Muva puž pužicu. Veli joj Aj mala kod mene da se malo gužvamo. Pužica ga zgroženo pogleda i kaže: Pih, kako si ljigav.
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    Onaj najljepsi moguci osecaj kad se vraces sa Cetinja da bi vidio jesi li ugasio sporet )))))
    Kao i uvijek, brzo, pouzdano i povoljno!

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    Koje piće se ne smije prodavati u Brazilu ?
    - 7 UP !


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    Šta radi Crnogorac na birou rada? Evo ništa, a ti?
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    - Ćao Jelisaveta
    - Nije

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    https://38.media.tumblr.com/a0f548ae...es7ho1_500.gif

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    bolje umrijeti od litre nego od kapi.

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    Udje Mujo u apoteku i trazi 100 kondoma. Neke dvije djevojke iza njega pocnu glasno da se smiju, na sto ce Mujo:
    - Dajte mi jos dva !! :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:

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    Skoro pa mrtva trka za postove..

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    Zna li ko koja je razlika između tuš zavjese i toalet papira ?
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rakun View Post
    Zna li ko koja je razlika između tuš zavjese i toalet papira ?
    Ovi sto ne znaju njih bi lako zeznuli u prodavnicu

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    Ko je vas poznavao, ni pakao mu neće teško pasti...

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    Zna li ko koja je razlika između toalet papira i tuš zavjese ?
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rakun View Post
    Zna li ko koja je razlika između toalet papira i tuš zavjese ?
    Znači ti si taj?

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    u tus kabinu kad udjes zavjesu rasiris vopr,
    a sa toalet papirom brises knopr...

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    @Djuzla
    Znachi to si bio ti, aooo
    istrajan budi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Mcfly View Post
    Znači ti si taj?
    pizdeku
    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Idu dvije mačke ulicom i naiđe pas,pa će prva mačka ovoj drugoj:
    -ajde, mačka, vidimo se, imam posla nekog!
    I pobježe.
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Dosa doktor kod pacijenta i kaze imam dobru i losu vijest za vas. Daj prvo losu.
    -Moramo da vam amputiramo oba stopala.
    A koja je dobra?
    -Pita ovi covjek iz susjedne sobe da mu prodas papuce za 5 eura.

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    bratski, imas trid "crni humor", tamo si treba ovaj vic.
    istrajan budi.

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    Krenuo mali Zabjelcanin napolje i pita ga otac:
    Ol u te patike naizvan?
    A veli mali Zabjelcanin: "u te papa u te, u te u te"

    P.S. za one koji ne kapiraju:

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    Dobar dan dobri ljudi, evo od mene prvog posta :

    Plavuša u apoteci:
    - Imate li test za trudnoću?
    - Imamo.
    - A jesu li pitanja teška?

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    ^^^ neka je srećno, kumovima srećno kumstvo... i tako to.
    Neka ga ne mari....

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