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    Vjesnik proljeca na CG primorju- Bosanac na mjesalici...:highly_amused:

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    Šta kaže bosanac kad vidi Tuarega??? JOOOOOJJJ KOLKI GOLF !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marko_nk89 View Post
    Vjesnik proljeca na CG primorju- Bosanac na mjesalici...:highly_amused:
    dobar, ja znam onaj sa visi baba u dvoristu

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    Bile dvije trudne žene. Jedna rađa, druga kukoč.

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    Kaže žena mužu: dragi kako sam vidjela dobre čizmice na sniženje.
    Odgovara muž: stvarno me zabolje k...c za to!
    a ona: ajde izvadi ga, ljubi ženica da prodje pa da skoknem za čizmice...
    Neka ga ne mari....

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    Kako pjevaju Podgoricanke pjesmu od Milice Todorovic? Prvu pijem da zapocne noc, drugu i trecu ako casti ko

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    sjede 4 gustera na ulaz od jedne zgrade,sjede i puse travu. Nailazi krokodil ,opali im po jedan samar, uze dim i lagano podje put kuce.

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    Prodajem tri maceta , dva su razlicita a jedno je isto . :welcoming:

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    E ovaj je najgluplji definitivno "sto je brze ili zec" :dejection:

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    Isao Mujo ulicom i naidje na pola babe i kaze joj "djes ba "

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    Što kaže Gibonni kad ode kod Vulkanizera?
    "....i ove dvije duše..."

    :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:


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    Kako laje pas kad se napije deterdženta?
    Arf, arf, arf...

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    Koji je slogan DPS-a na predstojecim izborima?
    Podrzi MiGa!

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    Kako se zove majka koja ima sina Dragana i kcerku Draganu?
    - Mother of Dragans!
    :-)
    "Ako roboti ikad budu igrali kosarku, igrace je kao Tim Duncan".

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    POZA " 69"-Prilično popularna kod starijih bračnih parova, kada žena legne kontra, da joj muž ne bi celu noć hrkao pravo u uvo!

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    Ide covek ulicom nosi prskalicu na ledjima i prska okolo
    -Sta radis to covece ???
    -Prskam protiv krokodila !
    -Pa ovde nema krokodila !?
    -Naravno da nema kad prskam !

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    A: ''Kako se zove Foka bez oka ?''

    B:''Ne znam.''

    A:''F.''

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    Zasto plavusa drzi kompiuter na podu?
    - da joj ne padne sistem.

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    Kako se zove ciganka, koja radi u računavodstvu?
    - Sabira

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    Tata, da li ćeš ti manje pušiti sad kad su poskupele cigarete?
    - Neću, sine, ti ćeš manje jesti.

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    ulazi čoek u pekaru i pita:
    imate li jučerašnjeg leba?
    veli mu radnica:
    imamo.
    a on će:
    pa što ga ne bačite sram vas bilo!

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    Sreli se Haso i Mujo na proslavi desetogodišnjice mature.
    Mujo: "Haso, što si završio, čime se baviš?"
    Haso: "Ja sam enolog, proučavam vina, a ti?"
    Mujo: "Proučavam travu."
    Haso: "Biolog?"
    Mujo: "Jointolog!"

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    od slatkiša, veli, volim da je slatko po*****
    ahahahahahahah
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Posa Filip Vujanovic u hotel Bjanku i ide pjesma od Tome Zdravkovica a Filip pjevusi:
    "Ej Bjanka, Bjanka, Bjankaa.."..
    "Ako roboti ikad budu igrali kosarku, igrace je kao Tim Duncan".

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    Zali se zena muzu
    - sve sama radim ti nista ośećam se ka Pepeljuga
    - pa jesam li ti rekao da će ti zivot sa mnom biti ka bajka

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