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    Kako se zove mužjak kamile?
    Čarls!
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    Kako Rozajac upraznjava siguran sex?
    Svaku ovcu koja se rita obiljezi sa X

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    Quote Originally Posted by cvxcomputers View Post
    Evo ga i najjaci vic:
    meni se svidjaju makica-pakicina vicevi :razz:

    P.S.
    Ovome vicu sam se kidao od smijeha, 10 minuta me drzao a i kratak je i glup...
    Sta radi Shiptar u pekari? -Mijesi KIFLJU.... :lolblue:

    (Svim vjernicima Muslimanske vjeroispovjesti se izvinjavam, nije namjera da uvrijedim, shalimo se. Ljudi, cijenim vas!)
    sta radi povremeno cvx na forumu ? pise gLJuposti
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phénix View Post
    sta radi povremeno cvx na forumu ? pise gLJuposti
    A zasto "povremeno"? :devil:
    "Ti ne budi ništa!", rekao mi je Bog kad me stvorio.

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    Zashto slon ima velike ushi? Da lakshe skache sa cvEta na cvEt.
    Slazem se.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cvxcomputers View Post
    @Phénix, zvuci mnogo jache kad se prica ovako... Jos ako je "uboden" u pravom momentu (dosta dima i ljutog bilja) ... e tek onda TOP
    @Madzi dosadno mi je, smoren sam, slabo ima dobrih viceva u zadnje vrijeme To mi je odbrambeni mehanizam :razz:
    Ma opushteno,nisu ni ovi ostali nishta bolji
    "Ti ne budi ništa!", rekao mi je Bog kad me stvorio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El_NiNhO View Post
    Zashto slon ima velike ushi? Da lakshe skache sa cvEta na cvEt.
    hahahahahahahaha...
    Zavoleli smo se, ponešto pseći i svetački.
    Zakovali se jedno u drugo klanfama zuba.

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    Sto je brze....ili zec?
    The moon will illuminate my room and soon I'm consumed by my doom

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    sta vice puzh dok vozi kornjacu??
    viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    * Profesionalni detailing vozila *
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    kaze beba drugoj bebi
    -sta ladis?pavas?
    -ne,edem keks
    -oli meni dati malo?
    -...pavam
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    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    neznam jeli bilo,

    kako se proveo Sasa Matic na more?
    -...nevidjeno!
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    Ide crvenkapica kroz shumu i naidje na nepismenog vuka.
    "Crvenkapice,shta nosish baCi?" ........ i crvenkapica baci
    Slazem se.

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    Chak Norris je uspio da prebaci 1e sa 69 na 68

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    igrali sasa i dejan matic kantera,sasa mu baci flesku,a dejan poce da vice:
    'aaaaaaaa,nista ne vidim!!!'
    1993-2020

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    kako se slon penje na drvo?
    - sakrije se u ljeshnik i cheka da ga vjeverica ponese.

    kako slon silazi sa drveta?
    - stane na list i cheka jesen.
    I like to read - once i read something, i understand it, and once i understand it i never forget it.

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    Sta radi mač u kamenu? Smara se!
    Dva su losa, a jedan je treci!

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    Pita uchiteljica djecu shto bi voljeli da budu kad porastu..
    kaze jedan "ja bi da budem policajac" kaze drugi "ja bi da budem pjevach"
    A ti perice shto bi ti volio?
    "Ja bi' ka' moj tata pekar"

    hahahahahaahahahahah kako je glup hahahahahahaahahahah DDDDD
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    idu medo i majmun sumom
    zeko: sto radis medo?
    medo: Evo setam sa ovim majmunom
    majmun: Dobro je medo MAFIJASU

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    Kako Betmen poziva Robina da udje u auto?
    Hej Robine, udji u auto !!!

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    Dogovore se puška i metak da izadju u grad i puška ga ispali.
    Pametnima smatramo samo one koji misle jednako kao i mi.
    Fransoa la Rošfuko, francuski filozof

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    Kaže sarma Šnicli:
    -Blago tebi,stajno te tucaju.
    A Šnicla će njoj:
    -Ko te jebe kad si smotana.


    evo jedan odlicni na koji sam se odvalio od smijeha

    dosao mujo u ameriku...i pita ga amerikanac:how do you do?...kaze mujo:tuturututu :lolblue:

    Zašto slon ne može voziti bicikl? Zato što nema palac da bi mogao zvonit.




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    Narucuje pop pizzu:
    - Pomaze bog! Moze li jedna srednja Diavola?

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    Koja je razlika izmedju slona i misha?

    Na slona mozhesh da se naslonish,a na misha ne mozhesh da se namishish.

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    koja je razlika izmedju jednog aligatora....... zelenije no sto pliva
    Da je imalo majka za to dijete do ovoga uopšte nije htjelo da dođe-MNT jedan jedini

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    oodavno gluplje nisam chuo D
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    ribomax ima najjache viceve na celom topicu...za krepat'
    Зашто ме мрзиш што волим Шешеља?


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