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    Quote Originally Posted by Copywrite View Post
    to je japansko ime a ne kinesko. nestani.
    znas koliko me briga cije je,treba mi 50 postova da otvorim temu hitno,

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    Bio Mujo na nudističkoj plazi. Izgorjela mu muda i došao kući , umočio u čašu sa jogurtom da ih zaliječi . Sve to promatrala Fata kroz ključaonicu i kaže sama sebi: "Umrla bih ,a ne bih znala kako se to čudo puni !

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    Gdje ćeš?
    -Da zalijem cvijeće.
    -Pa pada kiša.
    -Nema veze imam kišobran.

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    sto me opominjete ,treba da okacim oglas i ne mogu jer mi treba 50 postova,a na prosli nalog se nisam mogao ulogovat jer sam izgubio lozinku i problem nikako da mi rijese

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    Quote Originally Posted by munijain View Post
    sto me opominjete ,treba da okacim oglas i ne mogu jer mi treba 50 postova,a na prosli nalog se nisam mogao ulogovat jer sam izgubio lozinku i problem nikako da mi rijese
    kakav si ti meni bizmisen...

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    ruku na srce,jedini je koji je otvoreno rekao zasto postuje

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    a kako su me na noz docekali ,sto se cini od kojekavih smrdica.

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    što prodaješ bracki
    imala je oci boje vejna, boje vejna boje runija

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    Covjek bar iskreno ne trudi se da bude interesantan samo da ispuni 50 postova uslov i necemo ga vise gledati zato ga podrzite nasmijte se makar i na silu.Samo moderatori ti bas nemaju humor za smisao tako da ce ti i ta prodaja i tvoje bivstvovanje pod ovim nickom biti kratkog vijeka
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    Kako Zecani zovu Atlas Capital centar?

    Duljev staklenik.
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    I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
    Okreni na igru!

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    Bili ti mrav i slon, i sad imali kolokvijum iz programiranja, veli slon
    - koliko si dobio poena?
    - ja 15, ti?
    - ja 24,7
    - uuu dje si to kiksao

    hahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahha :lolblue:
    a kolokvijum je nosio 25 poena hahahahahahaahahah :lolblue:
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    ahahaaahahahhahaaahah ovaj ti je najjači do sad ahhaaahahha
    nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

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    da je malo kraci vic,bio bi idealan za ovu temu

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    Brate, razvalio sam u teretanu. Imam jaku upalu mišića.
    - Uzmi dva „andola“ i u kadu tople vode. Sjutradan zvoni telefon.
    - Brate, nije mi pomoglo. Da nije malo dva „andola“ na cijelu kadu?

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    hahahaha. Prijebači ga na najbolje

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    "Ja i dalje čekam da mi dokažeš da je Sunce kancerogeno.", Bugi

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    Puši riba Zemuncu....
    ..on joj kaže: "aj' da ti šimsvr u stau.."...
    A ona će: "a povratiću!"
    Na to će on nežno i ležerno: " i po vratiću mila i po vratiću!"

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    Pita Mujo Hasa:
    -Je l' to tebi bio rodjendan, šta ti Fata kup'la ?
    -Maaa!..... piđamu......... i dala mi pićke. Obadvoje mi vel'ko !
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Ove godine nisam bio u Grcku na more, iduce necu u Spaniju, da malo promijenim!
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    Oli da se kladimo ti das 50e a ja cu 200e.
    Ako ne prodje ti imas 200e.. :wink:

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    Kako se zove Grcki bog bjezanja?
    -OdeOn.

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    Ostavih laptop na podu, baba ušla u sobu i mislila da je vaga...
    Da skratim priču, baba mi je teska najmanje 400€.
    Lakše mi je da govorim ISTINU, jer mi je svakako važnije da živim u miru sa sobom, nego li sa tobom!

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    Bili ti mrav i slon.
    I veli mrav
    - znaš li kako francuzi kažu francuska?
    - e?
    - franse


    ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahah :lolblue: ali onim francuskim akcentom hahahahaahahahahahahaha :lolblue:
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    ahaaahhaahhahahahaahahaha a majku mu hahahahhahahahhhahahaha
    nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could

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    lud covjek hahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahah
    Nisam Argentinac mada kazu da sam k'o Caniggia
    Znam Maradonu i sa njim cesto fudbal igram

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