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    Dečko: Lijepa si!
    Djevojka: Tenk ju!
    Dečko: Tenk ti keva bre!

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    Svi smo ljudi samo je Dara BUBAMARA. ..Svi ćemo bit fini samo će Bred PIT.

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    Ko pozove svoje prijatelje na ovu stranicu, dobiva od nas 200 komada lajkova ili followersa gdje želi, facebook, twitter, youtube, šta odlučite dobit će te 200 komada toga. Ali u inbox mi morate ostaviti url ili username.

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    Pita Perica mamu:
    • Da li je tatu prošao proliv?
    • Kakav crni proliv, dete?
    • Pa, čuo sam da si sinoć pitala tatu: "Kad će ti se već jednom stvrdnuti to tvoje *****?

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    Naslonio se debeli policajac na ogradu od vrtića.

    Dolazi teta i pita ga:
    - “Jel’ vi čekate dijete?”

    A on će:
    - “Ma ne, to mi je od pive.”

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    Dolazi muž kući i kaže ženi:

    - Draga, kupio sam ti kafetin!

    - Šta će mi, pa ne boli me glava!

    - E, tu sam te čekao, skidaj se!

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    Facebook je kao frizider-otvaras ga svakih 5 minuta i ako znas da nema nista novo.

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    Koga više voliš , mamu ili tatu ?
    - I mamu i tatu .
    - A koga više ?
    - Više nikoga!!!

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    Daj mi ga !
    Mokra sam, hoću da mi ga daš odma!!!
    -Ne dam ! Trebala si ponijet' svoj kišobran.

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    Sede 2 hljeba na terasi i drobe se od smjeha.....

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    Kako se zove romski revolucionar?
    CiganChe.

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    Ja sam mnogo sretan, svaki dan me neko sretne...

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    Idu Bosanac i Crnogorac na voz i malo kasne.
    Pocne trka za vozom. Bosanac stigne, uskoci u voz, i vidi Crnogorca koji je zaostao na peronu i viche mu "Budalo, pa ti mene ispracas"..

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    "Ni meni ne radi chat." - Đorđe Balašević
    "Sereš?" - Meša Selimović

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    Dušo, šta imaš na sebi...?
    - Roze gaćice...
    - Uh daj detaljnije malo...
    - 90% pamuk, 10% sintetika

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    Benedikt pao na papa testu!

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    Klinac u školi odgovara i pita ga profa: Koja je najveća luka u Indiji?
    On se misli kad mu šapću iz zadnje klupe Bombaj, Bombaj kaže im on šta da bombam hahaahahh

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    Kako se zove najljuca kineska žena ?
    - Li Mun

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    Kako Mostarac prosi curu?
    Majke ti, hoćemo li je pit čitav život?

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    Išla dva Hecegovca u Stuttgart kupit, jeli,,,, mercedesa. Ulaze u salon, oba uzeli po auto i kaže ovaj jedan: ''Neka, ja ću, ti si platio kavu.''

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    Kako se zove nevina Kineskinja? NIKO TAKO

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    Šta 17 plavuša radi ispred diskoteke ?
    - Čeka 18 , jer je ulaz zabranjen ispod 18 !

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    to je japansko ime a ne kinesko. nestani.
    imala je oci boje vejna, boje vejna boje runija

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    Policajac : Molimo izađite van !
    Čovjek : Pijan sam ajd ti unutra

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    "Dođu, tako vremena kada nemaš šta lajkati, komentarisati, objavljivati, niti koga dodati u prijatelje." - Ivo Andrić

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