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  1. 10-09-08, 13:12 #226
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    - Mujo, oces jednu romanticnu pricu o majci, ljubavi i psu?
    - Ocu!
    - Jebo ti pas mater!
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  2. 10-09-08, 13:19 #227
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    Zašto crnci ne daju svojoj djeci da se igraju u pijesku?
    Da ih mačke ne zakopaju...
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  3. 10-09-08, 13:33 #228
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    Bila ti dva mrava druga dva.
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    Evo jos jedan

    Kako ce stati 4 slona u ficu?
    2 naprijed 2 pozadi!






    Kako ces znati da su ti slonovi dosli u posjetu?
    Vidjeces ficu parkiranu ispred kuce.
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    'praštajte na vulgarnosti

    Zašto je glavić roze boje?
    Zato što je za devojčice
    Quote Originally Posted by Ego_and_his_own View Post
    nemoguce je da dobar covjek ne vjeruje u Boga.
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    il' za gayeve... :shock:

    doduse ovo nije vic...
    Last edited by Wlad87; 19-09-08 at 11:50.
    Do you boys have any money for this expedition?
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  7. 19-09-08, 16:00 #232
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wlad87 View Post
    il' za gayeve... :shock:

    doduse ovo nije vic...
    ali je glupo i kratko, može da prođe!
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  8. 19-09-08, 23:59 #233
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katunjanin View Post
    ali je glupo i kratko, može da prođe!
    a jes'... znači nijesam pogriješio što se "vica" tiče? :oops:
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  9. 20-09-08, 10:40 #234
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    Nijesi,slobodno nastavi.
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    Any experiment of interest in life will be carried out at your own expense. Mark it well.
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  10. 21-09-08, 07:50 #235
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    Nastavice neko drugi, ne brini
    Do you boys have any money for this expedition?
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  11. 30-09-08, 15:05 #236
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    Dosla krava u prodavnicu da kupi hleb,i pita je prodavacica:"Izvinite,hocete crni iili bijeli hleb?"
    A krava odgovara:"KOji oces,dosla sam biciklom".


    Ide ludak ulicom i sretne drugog i pita ga:
    "koliko je sati"?
    Drugi vadi toplomijer i kaze:"Cetvrtak."
    a ovaj mu odogovara : "hvala ne pusim"!
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    DOLAZI MOMAK U PRODAVNICU I KAŽE: DAJTE MI JEDAN JOGURAT. Pa valjda se kaže jogurt - reče prodavac. TI ĆEŠ MENE DA UČIŠ PA JA SAM STUDENAT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiLiCa_Hn View Post
    DOLAZI MOMAK U PRODAVNICU I KAŽE: DAJTE MI JEDAN JOGURAT. Pa valjda se kaže jogurt - reče prodavac. TI ĆEŠ MENE DA UČIŠ PA JA SAM STUDENAT.
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    One grin for you.. :devil:
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  14. 02-11-08, 09:59 #239
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    Ne znam jel' bio vec ali:
    -Kako padaju cigani sa neba?
    -Rominjaju
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  15. 02-11-08, 13:00 #240
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    Kako prepoznati ofarbanu plavušu? Lako.
    If you turn a man into a fish, you will catch him for a day
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    "Tu gdje ljubiš, drugi tucaaaa"
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    -->*-TRIATLON PG!-*<--
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    Quote Originally Posted by mali varvar View Post
    Ne znam jel' bio vec ali:
    -Kako padaju cigani sa neba?
    -Rominjaju
    Bolje je: Šta radi cigan na kiši? Rominja...
    Quote Originally Posted by Ego_and_his_own View Post
    nemoguce je da dobar covjek ne vjeruje u Boga.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lak1 View Post
    Dosla krava u prodavnicu da kupi hleb,i pita je prodavacica:"Izvinite,hocete crni iili bijeli hleb?"
    A krava odgovara:"KOji oces,dosla sam biciklom".


    Ide ludak ulicom i sretne drugog i pita ga:
    "koliko je sati"?
    Drugi vadi toplomijer i kaze:"Cetvrtak."
    a ovaj mu odogovara : "hvala ne pusim"!

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    Jedan ekstremno glup.

    Kako africki bosancki kazu "da" :
    - Majaba
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    ide krava pustinjom i udari je bojler u glavu
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    prastajte ako je bilo:

    idu dva mrava i odose...

    kako staviti zirafu u frizider iz tri poteza?
    -otvoris frizider, stavis zirafu, zatvoris frizider

    Kako staviti slona u frizider iz 4 poteza?
    -otvoris frizider, izvadis zirafu, stavis slona,zatvoris frizider.


    Zasto kamila ne laje?

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    Bila ti dva mrava. Bila ih druga dvojica



    Ide nepismeni vuk šumom i naidje na crvenkapu.
    -Jeli mala crvenkapice, šta to nosiš baci?
    I crvenkapa baci.
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    Kako se pozdravljaju programeri nacisti?
    Zip fajl!
    https://tlprodukcija.me
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    Quote Originally Posted by methodman View Post
    ide krava pustinjom i udari je bojler u glavu
    Preglup i predobar
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevann View Post
    kako staviti zirafu u frizider iz tri poteza?
    -otvoris frizider, stavis zirafu, zatvoris frizider

    Kako staviti slona u frizider iz 4 poteza?
    -otvoris frizider, izvadis zirafu, stavis slona,zatvoris frizider.
    E jbg prosuh kafu svuda po sebi na posao...
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