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    Default Stoeovo vjestice?

    Drugar radi na kasu u jednu firmu i neko mu je ostavio tri i po evra zavezana u crven konac i spakovana u celofan.Kolege su mu odma porucile da to baci u Moracu sa krivog mosta,a ja sam predlozio da izijemo hamburger.Mi se fino najedosmo i sad me zanima so ce nam se desit kakva je magija bacena na ovo?

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    Imaces tvrdu stolicu 2-3 dana i to ti je to vjerovatno
    1908.

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    Popio sam i cokoladno mlijeko od istih para da izbalansiram ne bi trebalo

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    Imaces poziv od djetetove majke u naredna tri dana.
    Dobro vece draga publiko, ja samo necu trositi reci na ove flamingose.

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    Neces imat srece 876 dana

    Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Tapatalk
    "Quiera la Decima, la Undecima y la Duodecima" - Zidane 2003.

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    Upravo sam pojela zdjelu kupusa.
    Samo oni koji se usude uvelike podbaciti, mogu uspjeti u velikoj mjeri.

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    U cast njegove nesrece?

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    sjbani ste, ali bez zajebancije
    Tu es mon héro!

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    sprdajete se vi, sprdajte...

    3,5 eura... 3 i 5 su 8- najmracniji i najukletiji broj...
    da ne bude da te prepadam, taj je trebao ostavit 8 eura ali je vjerovatno bio stipsa, tako da ce prokletstvo koje si navukao na sebe biti nesto slabije...
    ni sam ne znas sto si uradio...
    jesi li makar pojeo hamburger sa lukom...
    Last edited by karamazov; 09-11-15 at 17:25.

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    Sa lukom I ajvarmo.Dobih na kladzu inace.Krenulo je

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    Doci ce ti succubus na stan, asking for its "three-fiddy" back.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PrijekiLijek View Post
    Sa lukom I ajvarmo.
    bijelim lukom, nadam se, jedino te to moze spasiti...

    Quote Originally Posted by PrijekiLijek View Post
    Dobih na kladzu inace.Krenulo je
    tako uvijek pocinje...
    opustis se i onda BAM, neces imati pojma sto te snaslo...

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    hahahhahahahahaha xD
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    Bacanje SIHRI i vezanje ŠUHVI... proguglaj...

    Послато са SM-N9005 уз помоћ Тапатока

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    I bacanje u nesvijest...

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    Bacanje kamehame talasa...


    Poslato sa pisaće mašine
    ............ Ż\_(ツ )_/Ż.............
    -> Forma za naručivanje online stvari <-

    Bugi Vugi tapši Raduj se!

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    Kontramjere... ako nosiš bradu ne brini, ako ne nosiš pušti je i ne brini.

    A ako već ne brineš - pušti bradu da nađeš šemsku.

    Jer da imaš šemsku ne bi drugara na gušt vodio...
    Zelim vam samo jedno, a to su dvije stvari: "rad, red i disciplinu".

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    Jeste li poipili po dvije ciinde?
    James Tiberius Kirk

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    Prijeki, hitno idi pod Ostrog.

    Tamo imaju najnoviji Satanometar X65 kojim će da ti izmjere jačinu i tip mađija kojima si pogođen a onda prema tome prepišu odgovarajuću terapiju. Jedan drug mi se tako spasio.

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    Steta sto si za vladajucu partijicu, da si opozicionar mozda bi i vlada pala, ako te vec tako ktenulo...
    edit: krenulo
    Last edited by Raulio; 10-11-15 at 03:32.
    If there's two things that I hate-
    It's havin' to cook, and tryin' to date...​

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xerxes View Post

    Jer da imaš šemsku ne bi drugara na gušt vodio...
    ne mora da znaci, Prijeki je macak, znam ga iz grada...
    sem toga, djevojka se ne vodi na hamburger sa lukom, to su osnovi izvodjenja...

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    Kada naučnici uspiju da se uspnu na vrh znanja, i tamo zateknu logorsku vatru i bradu proroka... sve će miomirisat na lukac. To su osnovi pravoga ćiribua ćiriBAJA!
    Zelim vam samo jedno, a to su dvije stvari: "rad, red i disciplinu".

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    Ahahahahaghahahahahahahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by 11/11/11 View Post
    I bacanje u nesvijest...
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Javljaj nam,cesce nam javljaj..da znamo da si jos s nama.

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    jesi li se pocesao po mudaH ?
    ... to ja znam jer je mene brat u Italiju !

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