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    Pola branim pola sarcu dajem.
    Ја чекам посао али волим ову земљу!



    А што пијем кад ми шкоди
    ко ће кући да ме води?

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    Što su dobili Zećani, a odavno su maštali da imaju?
    - Bazen ispred kuće i vodeni krevet
    A u ulici Slobode i Hercegovackoj sad rastu iz Berana dEca. Neki novi klinci, neki novi klinci..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronx-PG View Post
    -Kako je "Zetatrans" dobio ime???

    - Zeco pa u trans
    malo si permutovao vic je kako se zove zecankin orgazam, zetatrans
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    Ja krepah jutros! hhahaahaha

    znate li dje ce zecani za novu?

    Na splavove!

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    Zašto zećani ovih dana prodaju po Podgorici kilo krapa 8-10€?
    Teško im je odvojit se od njih, iz kuće su im.

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    :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:

    kako mi ukrade vic sa splavovima
    A u ulici Slobode i Hercegovackoj sad rastu iz Berana dEca. Neki novi klinci, neki novi klinci..


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    Quote Originally Posted by kuglica View Post
    :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:

    kako mi ukrade vic sa splavovima

    KASNIS

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_BOSS View Post
    kako zecani pjevaju insomniju?
    "Hajde zovi me nocas u 3 iz kombija"
    Quote Originally Posted by skalle View Post

    pa, gramaticki je pravilno "iz komboga"
    :lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue::lolblue:
    A u ulici Slobode i Hercegovackoj sad rastu iz Berana dEca. Neki novi klinci, neki novi klinci..


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    Kako sad zovu mobilnu mrežu u Zeti? VODAFON!
    Ludilom maskiram dosadu

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    Iju lji ve ajkule u Zetu?
    tutti quanti cantano e bevono per te!

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    Najpopularnija muzicka kompozicija u Zeti ? Bal na vodi :P
    You'll Never Smoke Alone..

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    Ozenio Zecanin Zecanku i ona nije nevina. Kukavica, ne zna sto ce, podje kod babe da se zali i kaze joj baba: 'Ti sad kad dodjes kuci, da ti muz ne vidi, prospi malo vina u krevet i ujutro ce mislit da si bila nevina'. Zecanka je poslusa, dodje kuci i prospe vino, ali prospe bijelo. Ujutro, posle prve bracne noci, dolaze babe od mladozenje da vide sto im je unuk ucinio. Uzima jedna carsav sa kreveta, gleda ispod njega, vidi zutu fleku, sva zgranuta dolazi kod unuka i kaze mu: 'Sine, pa ti si njoj zuc probio kukavce!!'

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    Dosla zecanka u Kaliju i kaze:
    dajte mi sjeme za tice.
    Koliko ptica imate???
    Ni jednu djaolje no cu da usijem nekoljike.


    Cim idu zecani u skolu???
    Pedol(j)inom.

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    Pali ste, pali ste...loshe je ovo
    I am patiently waiting here
    to see which of us survives
    when all of this collides
    with reality..

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    Dje se uliva Zeta?
    -U dnevnu.
    :lolblue:
    Alan Durban quote from 1980 - “If you want entertainment, go and watch clowns”.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lennox View Post
    Dje se uliva Zeta?
    -U dnevnu.
    :lolblue:
    Ovo je crni humor brate

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    osmijeh je lijek za sve nedace, nek oproste braca zecani
    Alan Durban quote from 1980 - “If you want entertainment, go and watch clowns”.

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    qq kako se isplakah sad,majka se ustade da vidi sto mi je :lolblue::lolblue:

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    Ovo moze za Bjelopavlice mozda

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    Quote Originally Posted by lennox View Post
    osmijeh je lijek za sve nedace, nek oproste braca zecani :d
    ahahhahahahahhahahhhahhhahhahahahahaahaaahahaahhah ahahahhaahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahhaaaha haahahahahahahahahah
    a zao mi ih je ali sto cu ovo je genijalno ahahahhaahahahhahhaha

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    Koje je trenutno najpoznatije prezime u Zetu ?


    Gazivoda ...
    Quote Originally Posted by Fabia_Elegance! View Post
    Ima po gradu hiljadu ovih Sandera Stepway. Ne los autic.

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    za ovaj topic treba da promijenis Zeta u Moraca :P
    You'll Never Smoke Alone..

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    Sto veli zecanka momku kad je dovede ispred kuce ?
    "Ljaljo ugasi tu pentu da me tata ne cuje!"

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    Pita mali Zeco majku:"Maajko, mogu li ispred kuce da se igram?"
    "Mos' sine, samo nemoj u duboko."
    I am patiently waiting here
    to see which of us survives
    when all of this collides
    with reality..

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    Govori zecanin "Majko idem vani", a majka mu odgovara "Dobro sine, samo nemoj duboko..."
    \\
    OFL•GIC

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