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    Quote Originally Posted by Naughty View Post
    Meni je ovaj najjachi:

    Doshla zecanka u Beograd i pita prolaznika:
    Z:E momak oli mi rec koliko je sati?
    M: Dvadestet dva i pedeset pet
    Z: A ne no iljadu

    AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH plachem :lolblue::lolblue:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Posao Zecanin u Bg,svratio do ribe i ceka je da se spremi za izlazak..U to ulazi njena majka drzeci civavu u rukama...Zecanin gleda i kako bi prekinuo cutanje pita:

    -Apa lji Bubi? hahahahaha :lolblue:
    :lolblue:Znaci, citav dan se smijem ovome :mrgreen:
    Zavoleli smo se, ponešto pseći i svetački.
    Zakovali se jedno u drugo klanfama zuba.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skalle View Post
    Kreše zećanin zećanku iza stoga sijena, žaropek a on se zajapurio. Veli mu ona:"Jado moj, kako si se zapotio (zaznojio), da je dje koga da te malo odmijeni."
    hahahahahaha a ja se ovom presmijah :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue:



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    Bogati Zećanin odlučio da uda kćer jedinicu i dođu tri kršna momka da je prose.
    Prvi reče da je fakultetski obrazovan, da ima stan u grad, dobar posao...
    Drugi da nije školovan kao ovaj prvi ali da ima veliku kuću, 5 livada, krave, svinje.....
    A mrčo treći pognute glave reče da nema ništa od ovoga što su prva dvojica nabrojala a jedino sa čime se može pofaliti je veliki k...c.
    Otac bi neodlučan pa im reče da će dat ćer onome koji prvi stigne do jednog drveta.
    Počeše oni trku a odiva zavika: Aj kuronja, kuronja kroz boraniju - prečicom!

    ipak je ovaj najbolji ahahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by XeLFeR View Post
    Okupili se Zecki glavasi da se dogovore oko necega.
    Sastali ti se njih deset i sad ovaj glavni zecanin stao u krug i kaze: "ajde ljudi da se prebroimo da vidimo jesmo li svi tu".
    Broi on i prebro ih 9.
    Veli: "sto je ovo cekaj ponovo da prebrojim".
    Broji on ponovo i opet prebroji samo 9.
    Iznervira se on i veli: "ajte ljudi da se po*****o pa da prebroimo Go*na ja vdim da jedan fali".
    Poseru ti se oni i ovaj ponovo prebroji.
    Izbroji on 10 govana i veli: " Sto je ovo zecani u Go*na nas ima u ljude nas nema".

    xaxaxaxax :-);-):-);-)

    Pa ovo je stvarno nevjerovatno, meni su suze krenule na oci! hahaha

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    Default Legenda o zecanima

    Ja ne znam puno tih viceva ali se tako ismijah xaxaxa

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    Ulazi Zecanin u ducan:
    -Rode, daj mi po’ kg razenog ljeba... I ako
    ti nije tesko, zamotaj mi ga u danasnje novine.:mrgreen:



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    Dobila Zecanka novu podstanarku iz Srbije i ova skoro svaki dan bacala u smece kondome; i sad Zecanki bilo chudno i pita je jedan dan: "Dome, shto ti je ovo shto bacash bez svija?!"
    A ova joj odgovori : "Boze, pa zar vi ne vodite ljubav?!"
    A Zecanka ce na to : " Vodimo dome, vodimo, al' se ne zuljimo!"





    :lolblue: :lolblue: :lolblue: :yipiiii::yipiiii:



    "Tiha voda brijeg roni..."

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    ima li jos ovih viceva

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    Quote Originally Posted by marmix View Post
    ima li jos ovih viceva
    Ima u Zetu...:mrgreen:



    "Tiha voda brijeg roni..."

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    Kako Zovu Zećani ekspres lonac????
    Strašni sud...

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    A kako Zecani zovu Duska Dugouska? - Dulje Kljempavi :razz:

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    Dođe čovjek na skup u Zetu. Obrati se narodu:

    Dobar dan ljudi!

    Odgovaraju oni:

    Nismo mi ljudi, mi smo Zećani.
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    Prodaje Zecanka paradajz na pijaci i neka zena u prolazu zakaci gajbu i jedan paradajz padne na beton i prsne. Zena kaze "Oh, pardon", a Zecanka "Prdjela ne prdjela, eur mi dodjes za to!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samael View Post
    Prodaje Zecanka paradajz na pijaci i neka zena u prolazu zakaci gajbu i jedan paradajz padne na beton i prsne. Zena kaze "Oh, pardon", a Zecanka "Prdjela ne prdjela, eur mi dodjes za to!"
    ahahahahha :lolblue:

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    Kako zecani zovu breskvu? -Jabuka od prevrnute koze
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    slikam slike povoljno

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevann View Post
    Kako zecani zovu breskvu? -Jabuka od prevrnute koze
    Ovo je jako...

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    Zaobilaznica oko Golubovaca:

    Ćanzeljize:lolblue:
    Last edited by radovan3th; 17-12-09 at 09:09.

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    Kako zecani zovu kliker?
    Maniti krsh.
    Kako zecani zovu Extra Nenu?
    Nena mimo Nena.
    Slazem se.

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    ochajno

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    Kako zecani zovu ovaj novi grip ?
    Ka jedan ka drugi .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post

    Posao Zecanin u Bg,svratio do ribe i ceka je da se spremi za izlazak..U to ulazi njena majka drzeci civavu u rukama...Zecanin gleda i kako bi prekinuo cutanje pita:

    -Apa lji Bubi? hahahahaha :lolblue:

    Prejakoooo:yipiiii:, a onaj kad taxista zgazi kokošku u zetu i pokuca na vrata prve kuće da plati štetu. Otvara starija žena i kad shvati o čemu ovaj priča reče: Ne dome, mi takvijeh pljosnatijeh nemamo...

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    Kako Zecani kazu "trebalo bi"?
    -bi treebalo.

    A kako kazu "ne bi trebalo"?
    -bi treebalo da ne.



    "Tiha voda brijeg roni..."

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    Kako zecanka cita XXL?

    -puta,puta Lj :lolblue:



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    Bila jedna zećanka sa velikim ustima. Pošla kod fotografa da joj portret napravi, ali svaki put kad se nasmije, usta joj ne staju u kadar. I kaže joj fotograf:

    Kad krenem da slikam, reci ulje, da ti usta što manja budu.
    Ona kaže dobro.
    Kaže fotograf - sad reci ulje.
    A ona sva srećna kaže - zejtin.
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