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    6 mjeseci nista novo o zecanima? ajmo novi vicevi

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    nije bilo poplava jos

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    Moralo je nesto bit' cijelo ljeto.. Isli su na more, izljazili u grad. Svasta nesto!

    No necete da podijelite, eeeeeeee...

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    jedino sto je tomboLja posLja put Bara...

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    Ceca je napravila remiks za tržište Zete:

    Sećaš li se lepi dome moj...

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    ljudi sto se ne moze nac vishe onaj fajl sa momkom koji objashnjava kuda da idu:
    "There is a difference between constructive criticism and acting like u have a di*k up your ass"

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    Ao, uploadujte to opet ako neko ima

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    Srele se na pjacu tri Zecanke od koji jedna nagluva
    Veli prva i pokaza rukama krug, u moje selo radja ogroman krompir,
    drug kaze i pokaza ,u moje selo radja ogroman kukuruz.
    Treca nagluva veli, A DJE ZIVI TAJ COJK...:tears_of_joy::tears_of_joy:

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    Kako zecani zovu nevinu djevojku?
    -Neprskana.

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    Neprskana??? hmm....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrijekiLijek View Post
    Vjerojatno je bijo ali ja se prekidoh danas..
    Kako zecani zovu ekstra Nenu? Nena mimo Nene..
    nije bi(J)o

    Sent from my digitron

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    dobar dan,elji radio?
    da izvolite?
    moze lji muzicka zeLa?
    recite?
    od Zane ono ide nesto "da me nej malo za koLeno ufatit"



    ne dodi li Vesko?
    dodi...
    dje ga 'e?
    ljega...



    kako bi na utakmicu?
    aaaa,kako ga dade oni Aljov,sa po' ljivade!


    Simooooo,Simooooo,a'mo ko' MiLana da koLemo praščeve!!!
    ŽeLko,aj ovudije,nemo' kroz to bljato!

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    nakon sto mi je na ulaz postavljen interfon i naravno brava na prednja i na zadnja vrata (samim tim je rijesen problem sa pishacima i strahom od manijaka),sjutra dan,postavljam pitanje komshinici rodom iz Zete (inace dokone babe i velikog dramasha):
    Drage,valja li sto ovo sto sto su radili?
    eee...e'li ni Lepče ovako? no strepljemo oće li ko da ne uti u glavu ne su što?
    prevod:
    "da,zar nam nije ljepše ovako? nego da strepimo hoće li nas neko udariti u glavu sa nečim"

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    Čula zećanka od komšinice da je kupila teljevizor u boju i pita đe ga je uzelja?
    Velji ova u robnu kuću Beograd po sred Titograda.
    I ova ode da uzme jedan.
    Dođe u robnu kuću i pita jednoga momka što radi tamo i velji.
    Aljo momak olji mi reć kakve imate ove teljevizore u boju?
    Imamo Samsung,Toshiba,Panasonic...
    Ajde dobro daj mi jedan zeljeni...

    Kopaju dvije zećanke u baštu i ova jedna vadi krastavac.
    E ovaki je u moga muža.
    Tako veljiki?
    Ne no ovako gljibav.
    Mjesto za Vasu reklamu !

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