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    cinjenica je da se po zeti kiksa sa L i LJ,e sad,jesi li doseljenici,ili domaci,nema veze sad,svi se slazemo da nije namjera da se iko vrijedja...

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    ajd neka neko smisli vic za zetu i akva park

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    Quote Originally Posted by djuzla View Post
    cinjenica je da se po zeti kiksa sa l i lj,e sad,jesi li doseljenici,ili domaci,nema veze sad,svi se slazemo da nije namjera da se iko vrijedja...
    all for fun

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    -Poveo Zećanin đevojku u grad i $eli na piće. Dolazi konobar i pita što ćete, veli ova đevojka, ja ću jednu toplu čokoladu. Pita konobar ovoga, što ćeš ti, veli Zećo, neću ja ništa, uzeću 2 reda od nje.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kradem_Shahte View Post
    ajd neka neko smisli vic za zetu i akva park
    kako se zove stadion na tresnjici, akva park , moze ?
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparco View Post
    kako se zove stadion na tresnjici, akva park , moze ?
    Ne moze, jer tamo nije voda dolazila :0)

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    Vaterpolo Klub Zeta ?

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    Stopirala zećanka i prime je neki siledžije,sad ćeš da nam p...š ili da nam pjevaš. Ispriča ona to drugarici a drugarica je pita:"pa što ti učinje dome"? A đe da pjevam dome a svekar mi umro prije 40 dana.

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    ne znam jel bio...
    kako zecani beru kupus?
    NA DUSAK
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    * Profesionalni detailing vozila *
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    Ah Miljeva koliko pušiš pa kad te pol'ubim kao da sam pepel'aru pol'ubio :-)

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    znate li dje se uliva moraca?
    u dnevnu sobu
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    Izadje Zeco sa djevojkom i ona mu zalupi vrata!

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    Prodajem plac u Zeti, 2 metra dubine .....
    Ludilom maskiram dosadu

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    koje je najbrojnije bratstvo u Zetu? GAZIVODA

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    Kako je nastalo musko ime Miljan?
    Pos'o Milan kod babe u Zetu...
    Quote Originally Posted by Nk-001
    Mozes li postaviti temu umjesto mene jer ja nesto ne mogu.. ?

    Kupujem Nokiu e52 ?

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    Poso' zecanin u grad, sreo finu curu, i trazi joj broj:
    Cura: ma ne dajem broj
    Zeco: ma daj broj, ja sam ti iz Zete
    Cura: ma daj bre, ja sam ti najjaca riba u grad
    Zeco: a ja sam ti najveci krap u Zetu
    TAKUMI

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    :monkey:..
    I am patiently waiting here
    to see which of us survives
    when all of this collides
    with reality..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabia_Elegance! View Post
    Poso' zecanin u grad, sreo finu curu, i trazi joj broj:
    Cura: ma ne dajem broj
    Zeco: ma daj broj, ja sam ti iz Zete
    Cura: ma daj bre, ja sam ti najjaca riba u grad
    Zeco: a ja sam ti najveci krap u Zetu
    e jesi siguran budi
    Da je imalo majka za to dijete do ovoga uopšte nije htjelo da dođe-MNT jedan jedini

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    nova muka snašla Zećane - udario krap na raštan......

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    kako zecani hrane kokoske?
    na plovak

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    dje se snima film o Sundjer Bobu?
    U zeti.

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    • Kako Zecani zovu papriku i paradajz?

    • Plodovi mora
    Ne bih se smio zaklet', ali mi se isto cini da je to onako kako ja kazem

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    Vjerojatno je bijo ali ja se prekidoh danas..
    Kako zecani zovu ekstra Nenu? Nena mimo Nene..

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    Pali ste totalno

    Dajte neki novi
    I am patiently waiting here
    to see which of us survives
    when all of this collides
    with reality..

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