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    Default Legenda o zecanima

    Okupili se Zecki glavasi da se dogovore oko necega.
    Sastali ti se njih deset i sad ovaj glavni zecanin stao u krug i kaze: "ajde ljudi da se prebroimo da vidimo jesmo li svi tu".
    Broi on i prebro ih 9.
    Veli: "sto je ovo cekaj ponovo da prebrojim".
    Broji on ponovo i opet prebroji samo 9.
    Iznervira se on i veli: "ajte ljudi da se po*****o pa da prebroimo Go*na ja vdim da jedan fali".
    Poseru ti se oni i ovaj ponovo prebroji.
    Izbroji on 10 govana i veli: " Sto je ovo zecani u Go*na nas ima u ljude nas nema".

    xaxaxaxax
    Last edited by XeLFeR; 20-03-06 at 16:20.
    Ko zna, zna...

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    Chekaju dvije zecanke autobus
    I kad je dosha ulazi jedna i pita:
    Naplacujete li kartu za cvijece??
    Ne!
    Ajde Ruzo ulazi...

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    zasto zecanke gledaju pornic do kraja?
    da vide oce li se uzet!
    I lost my watch….now I’m lost in time

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    Ulazi zecanka u Bus
    i u busu pichi pjesma "Idemo na Mars"
    kad zecanka powika : Mene ostawite u golubowce pa wi idite na MArs !
    ~
    Any experiment of interest in life will be carried out at your own expense. Mark it well.

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    Leti Zecanka prvi put avionom i zove stjuardesu:
    -Seka sjurde, seka sjurde!
    Stjuardesa se odaziva, a zecanka ce:
    -Seka sjurde ol mi otvorit ovi prozor da naberem malo vune..

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    Sta radi zecanka kad naidje na radiolokator,staviga izmedju noga,i ceka da joj uleti tomahawka!
    I lost my watch….now I’m lost in time

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    zasto zecanke gledaju pornic do kraja?
    da vide oce li se uzet!
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    E krepa sam od smijeha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah !
    Ko nevoli Crnogorca ,vas se ambisa !!!

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    HAahhahahah, originalni ste. Svaka cast.

    Ima jedan star ka grcka, jos dok su Momo i Milo all together bili aktuelni, kaze ovako:

    Pitali Zecanku pred izbore za koga ce glasat, za Mila ili Moma. A ona veli: Ja za Moma bez Mila!
    Mila vilo pod Lovcenom, mili dome Crna Goro,
    Crne oci najmilije, MONTENEGRO IME TI JE!!!

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    pita mali zeco,tatu zeca
    "tata,zasto nas svi mrze?"
    -"zato sto smo najljepsi,najpametniji i paprike nam najbolje uspijevaju"
    I lost my watch….now I’m lost in time

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    Prichaju 2 zecanke shta je koja radila preko ljeta.
    Veli ova jedna ja sam ishla na parastos.
    A druga odgovara Ohohoooo Grchka, ima se mozhe se...
    Io ci credo!

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    kako se zove zecankin orgazam
    ZETATRANS
    Alan Durban quote from 1980 - “If you want entertainment, go and watch clowns”.

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    Znate li kako Zecani Pjevaju onu pjesmu od Ane Nikolic-Romale romali?

    Djaole-Djaoli.
    Ko zna, zna...

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    zasto je zetski paradajz crveniji nego sto bi trebalo?

    stidi se jer je iz Zete
    Be who you are
    Do what you do
    Not win or lose

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    Ko je donio prvi krompir u Zetu ?

    Koljumbo Maras
    xaxaxa

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    iha rekord izvadi temu staru 3 i po god

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    trazio sam brate viceve o zecanima ...

    Ajmo ako neko zna jos koji

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    Na sto se griju zecani, pocinje na Z?
    -Zdrvima
    There is something in the New York air that makes sleep useless.

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    xaxaxaxaa ajmo jos neko ako ima ismijah se

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    cega se najvise boje zecani na slovo D?

    dumru
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    Quote Originally Posted by acs View Post
    cega se najvise boje zecani na slovo D?

    dumru
    hahahahaahahahahah
    There is something in the New York air that makes sleep useless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lennox View Post
    kako se zove zecankin orgazam
    ZETATRANS

    ahahhahahaha

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    Meni je ovaj najjachi:

    Doshla zecanka u Beograd i pita prolaznika:
    Z:E momak oli mi rec koliko je sati?
    M: Dvadestet dva i pedeset pet
    Z: A ne no iljadu

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    Pita zecanka komsinicu:
    Domeee znas li koliko kosta atomska bomba?
    Ova odgovara: Ne dome , koljiko ?
    Kaze: 100 miliJona dolara !!
    Ekkk mene , e da ce mi u dvoriste jedna panut !!

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    Isto njih dvije

    Dome , kada pada osmi mart ?

    Ada trecega dome , odgovori druga !!!!

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