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    Default Naj veće ironije koje ste doživjeli ili za koje ste čuli

    Mislio sam da nam fali baš ovakva tema

    pa razpalite

    Otac od moga druga koji je inace razveden čovjek se nabacivao katoličkoj sestri koju je sreo na ulici

    sta mislite o tome
    Mjesto za Vasu reklamu !

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    i ti isto ladnom vodom..

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    Sto si otvorio temu koju ne umijes pravilno ni napisat
    Pinch harmonics

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    Nije ironija, ali je glupost nevidjena.
    Prije neku noc, oko 4 ujutru gori jedna livada tu blizu moje kuce. Gori koliko idje moze u 4 ujutru, te u neko zlo doba dosli vatrogasci, a ovaj komsija sto zivi tu im veli, ni 5 ni 6, no: 'nemojte jos gasit, pustite neka mi dodje do kuce.'
    Veli on je to zapalio jer nije imao niko da pokosi livadu a trava porasla dosta pa je htio nekako da je se otrsi. Mi ga ono gledamo 'Suludi covjece...'. Eto i toga ima kod nas.

    I nista, niti ce odgovarati za to sto je potroseno gorivo i voda i napor ljudi koji se finansiraju iz kase koju pune poreski obaveznici...

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    ja prije neki dan idem onom pravinom na stari kod volija(4 trake) i lik se ukljucuje i gleda me pecatno i ulazi u moju traku,jedva sam ukocio da ga ne udarim,ali jbt gleda u mene pecatno retard
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    svi na kisu, tush ne pomaze ..............
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojsije View Post
    ...poreski obaveznici...
    Aaaaaa poreski obaveznici, poreski obaveznici, vise mi je puna glava poreskih obaveznika

    -Dobar dan ,moze jedan hleb i mali lazine jogurt?
    -Moze moze, super sto kupujete domace, vi ste pravi poreski obaveznik.

    -Dobar dan kurvo, koliko je sat vremena sexa?
    - Cao, sat vremena je 70 eur, ali ja ne placam porez, nisam poreski obaveznik...

    - Jesi cuo brate, Novak preskocio Nadala na listi?
    - Jesam vala, al mu dzaba kad nije poreski obaveznik u svoju drzavu, nego u Monako presa da zivi zbog poreza...
    I nisam zidar, ali eto
    oko mene ceo zivot cigle, zgrade, blokovi i beton

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    Kako pada kiša...
    Que te vayas con el viento, como siempre!
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    Za početak, kakve veze primjer naveden u otvaranju teme ima veze sa ironijom?

    Ironija bi recimo bila:

    "Nekome ko piše 'naj veće' i 'razpalite' se odmah vidi da je završio teološke studije i da je buduća duhovna vodilja nacije."
    Last edited by [kinetic]; 25-07-11 at 16:52.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kvarni View Post
    Aaaaaa poreski obaveznici, poreski obaveznici, vise mi je puna glava poreskih obaveznika
    Izvini brate...

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    kako grmi jeben ti....

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    Kad je onaj francuz dobio na lutriji u dubokoj starosti, pred smrt i sve pare potrosio da izgradi lux javne toalete po cijeloj francuskoj, da bi se svi "posrali" na njegovu srecu.
    There are so many dawns that have yet to shine!

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    Ironija je što ne znate što znači riječ ironija.

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    Grafit:''Kupujte kod Miskovica.''

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    Krenem na posao i majka mi kaze "ne diraj te zene"...
    Tu es mon hro!

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    "Krenem na posao i majka mi kaze" - kud ces vece ironije...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OCTAVIAN View Post
    "Krenem na posao i majka mi kaze" - kud ces vece ironije...
    I sta s tim?
    Tu es mon hro!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OCTAVIAN View Post
    "Krenem na posao i majka mi kaze" - kud ces vece ironije...
    Hhaahahahaha raZpadoh se od smijeha

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    i ja se kreveljim ne mogu dat rep, a ima ga za ovo dmao .................
    Risk , is what makes life worth living

    Never a failure, always a lesson!

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    batalite reputacije, nego recite sta je za vas ironija?

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    Kad si ateista, a zoves se Bogoljub...
    "Abrazame para que piense alguna vez en ti..."


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    kad bi ovaj gore posluša majku a da je kojim slučajem ginekolog....i da ti još damo rep...
    069 306 504

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirenita View Post
    Kad si ateista, a zoves se Bogoljub...
    ili kad si depresivan a zoves se Radoslav ili Slobodan a u tvorza si
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCjwxItb_p4
    Les chiens aboient, la caravane passe.

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    ne, no kad si albino, a zoveš se Uglješa...
    Sell the Vatican, Feed the World!

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    Ne brate no kad ti je ime Jugoslav a teska si Srbenda.
    Dobro vece draga publiko, ja samo necu trositi reci na ove flamingose.

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